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Reincarnated fan-made Starfinder parody of "practically official lore." These tweets do not reflect the views of any actual Starfinder affiliates. Creator @Curtinwrites.bsky.social 1e blog: starfinderfacts.blogspot.com Patreon patreon.com/BearlyFactual
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The slogan and political movement "Transdimensional Pesh: Not Even Once" was quickly discarded after the spokesperson, allegedly a "traveller from a parallel dimension come to warn you of the effects," turned out to be Grabble Greasepaws, a con artist and hyperleaf dealer. #ThrowbackFacts

I realize not everyone knows of the 1986 EDSA Revolution in the Philippines, more popularly known as People Power 🇵🇭 but it is one of the proudest moments of our country, when we threw out a dictator. It is important to remember that the people have power, especially today. pcij.org/2025/02/23/r...

Necessity is the mother of all invention, like when the mechanic added climbing claws to his exocortex in order to retrieve the squox mascot from the air vents. #ThrowbackFacts

Footlockers are incredibly versatile pieces of equipment, usable for storage, easily stackable solitary confinement units for the brig, or, with some minor enhancements, a stasis pod to store the pilot in until you've repaired the damage you did to their ship when they were gone. #ThrowbackFacts

Vandalism is nearly non-existant on Bretheda due to the simple fact that it's often difficult to differentiate between a biotech structure and a building-sized barathu conglomerate that will dedicate a fraction of its massive hive-mind to taking revenge upon you for the slight. #ThrowbackFacts

Forging a distress signal so the ship "just happens" to be in the neighborhood of your favorite restaurant is an easy way to wind up losing your shipboard communications privileges. #ThrowbackFacts

Cooperating with the local authorities in dock is one option for those who have the time, credits, and resources to have a completely above-board operation. On the other end of the spectrum, there's flying into port guns blazing and piracy intended. #ThrowbackFacts

Just because you're under stress does not mean you should program the culinary synthesizer to make a fresh batch of deep-fried Kasath cakes every hour on the hour. It's nutritionally unsound, the smell is distracting, and the pilot thought the synthesizer had gone self-aware. #ThrowbackFacts

Necrovite has entrapped your with a complex debt consolidation package. It's super effective!

Necrovites have been known to arrange complex wills where their student loan debt passes to whoever slew them. Always run a credit check before assaulting the space station stronghold of your BBEG. Also, don't become undead so you'll have time to pay off the loans, it's the interest that kills you

Freelance advice: Good designers create, great designers steal. There is likely another ability in your game system that works similar to the one your writing. Use that ability's formating even if you think yours is more clear. Link to it in your comments. It really helps us see precident!

Starfinder Seelah. This doodle started as a warm-up sketch of my favourite Pathfinder RPG Iconic character, then it went all sci-fi.

In Ikeshti culture, "making my eyes bleed" is an expression denotating anger and aggression, not the hyperbolic human expression of disgust or shock. #ThrowbackFacts

My leshy precision ranger transformed by the Winter Court's influence. Started out as a vine leshy, but the past few levels brought trauma and some peculiar fey gifts, hence the shift to more of a birch tree aesthetic. #pf2e #pathfinder2e #ttrpg #ttrpgart #oc #art #digitalart #drawing #leshy

Space is full of otherworldly events and surreal experiences, and every dedicated star-traveller has a story to tell. Record everything so you have evidence to present alongside your tall tales in order to get an edge getting free drinks in spacer cantinas. #ThrowbackFacts

Don't support a mutiny because you have a bad captain - support a mutiny because you have the next captain in mind. A ship without direction is just an unsustainable home-turning-tomb. #ThrowbackFacts

In Starfinder Society adventure It Rests Beneath, you battle shrimpesque Cavern Cleaners. When they are slain with laser fire, their tasty tasty corpses go great with ranch dressing. #ThrowbackFacts

The vesk language does not have curse words; if discourse makes a vesk angry enough, they simply begin combat, feeling that actions curse louder than words. #ThrowbackFacts

As tiresome and time-consuming as they are, hazardous materials guidelines are there for the safety of your ship, crew, and the ports you dock at - those who ignore those guidelines risk explosions, invasive species, and worse, just to save a little time and a few credits. #ThrowbackFacts

It's really easy to discount a bow user in the modern age until you realize all the different things that you can stick to an arrow. #ThrowbackFacts

This coming out this summer - and I got to work on it! paizo.com/products/btq...

I mention in the post before but: Super broke right now. Been trying for five months to find full-time work while juggling 3 freelance gigs at a time, but things are pretty wild. If you like Starfinder Facts and can swing a few bucks, we'd love to have you as a Patron as we invest in the Facts.

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Waking before the rest of your crew comes with advantages: - quiet time in which to prepare for the day - no line for the culinary synthesizer - sneak to the bridge and practice barrel rolls - rig glitter grenades to everyone's doors as a charming prank - feed secret pet squox #ThrowbackFacts

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When taking a representative of a newly discovered species off-planet for the first time, make sure that they know where the lavatory is and that the lavatory is capable of handling their particular biological functions. #ThrowbackFacts

Pre-Gap lashunta ruins describe contemplatives as "the ugliest nerds since formians figured out science," confirming that Akiton and Castrovel had cultural exchange before the Gap, and also that lashunta are kinda racist

Ooh, another sketch of my brother! Squall is very proud of his personal weapon innovation and it amuses him to no end when he can use it to launch a Megavolt attack on his enemies.

During times of crisis, like a ship crash, you may not have all of your standard sleep aids like electronic white noise or haptic weighted blankets. Push comes to shove, snuggles are the best no-tech option

Let me take this format for a spin

The mix of commitment to gaming and concern in the eyes of the unflipping table emoji speaks to us.

Or, if you are the cook, skill issue.

Yes, androids need to eat, so if they're not having dinner with the rest of your crew it's probably a crew problem

game design is figuring out where on the battle map to place the enemy's hot tub to optimize its utility as interesting encounter terrain

I got to write about one of my favorite things about Pathfinder: The absolutely gonzo lore that the Paizo creative team has lovingly stuffed into every corner of the game that makes it live, breath, and astonish. www.cbr.com/pathfinder-w...

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It's tacky for long-lived and immortal species to expect people to get them gifts for birthdays they missed during the Gap. They don't even know that we didn't buy them presents!! Or how many birthdays were missed!!!

Gods some days you just want to get out of the squox race and finally buy that little farm on Castrovel you've always talked about and get to farming hyperleaf to sell to the universities on-planet

Pro-Singuarlity android activists often view the Swarm with complicated feelings, as their ultimate goals are so similar, but the "biological violence" of the Swarm's methods ultimately alienates the synthetic worldview. #ThrowbackFacts

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With their extra pair of arms, kasatha can put both of their socks on at the same time if they are sitting down. This makes up for the fact that fitted sweaters take them 10 minutes to put on or take off. #ThrowbackFacts