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9.89 Million Subscribers. 24 hours. 106k views. Could you be any more blatant with suppressing videos, Google? ~J #Macklemore #FuckedUp #FuckMusk #FuckTrump #FuckNetanyahu #FreePalestine

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THE REPLICATORS ARE FLINGING FRIVOLOUS FROSTIES FURIOUSLY ACROSS THE PROMENADE HOLO-VIN DIESEL KEEPS NODDING AND SAYING “FAMILY” I THINK HE’S STUCK IN A LOOP

submitted 15 days ago • 12 comments

UPDATE: 'Mr Snuggles', after bonding with O'Brien in Engineering, slipped away and ambushed Martok during his Car Talk radio show. Security was afraid of serious repurrrcussions, but Martok just admired the cats skill before it fled the studio. More to come. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #LLAP #SPO

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Update: Worf's all-night battle ended in disgrace. The elusive cat outmaneuvered him with ease (No one's surprised) and has escaped to Engineering. Now we just need a name for the beast. Ideas? I'm thinking perhaps Lwaxana Jr. Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #LLAP #SPO

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Update: Worf's all-night battle ended in disgrace. The elusive cat outmaneuvered him with ease (No one's surprised) and has escaped to Engineering. Now we just need a name for the beast. Ideas? I'm thinking perhaps Lwaxana Jr. Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #LLAP #SPO

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Update: Worf was deployed to handle the feline situation. His report: "The beast did not respect my authority. I have secured the perimeter but it is an enemy that refuses to honor the Klingon code. I will not fail." No one is convinced. More to come. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #WorfWoes#LLAP #SPO

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Update: The cat remains at large. Garak attempted to remove it. He emerged, uniform shredded, eyes haunted. His shop is now "Closed for Renovations." He won’t say what happened, but when asked he only muttered, “It learns.” Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #CardassianDown #LLAP #SPO

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Update: The cat remains at large. O’Brien set a trap; the cat stole the bait and the tricorder. Bashir attempted diplomacy and is now tending to his own wounds. Station security is officially on high alert. More updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #PawsOfChaos #LLAP #SPO

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

Hi folks. Someone on one of my Facebook groups posted that a fellow Trek fan Scott Palm. Has passed away. I dont know if anyone knew him. But its always sad when we lose someone especially a member of our community. RIP Scott Palm.

submitted 16 days ago • 4 comments

A cat has escaped on Deep Space 9 and is evading all attempts at capture. Kira tried to establish dominance and failed and Quark is selling 'catch kits' that somehow make it stealthier. Morale is low. The situation is ongoing. Updates to follow. ~LtCmdr. GG #DS9CatCrisis #FelineSupremacy #LLAP #SPO

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The USS Endurance is officially launching on its voyage. Starfleet wishes the crew smooth travels, minimal spatial anomalies, and hopefully zero encounters with omnipotent beings who just want to be quirky. Good luck out there. ~Capt. SP #GodItsBeautiful #TychoStarshipYards #BoldlyGoing #LLAP #SPO

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Meanwhile, aboard the Endurance...

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Sirocco -spooling up her Bussards.

submitted 18 days ago • 7 comments

I’m kindof having a week so I haven’t posted as much as I meant to but I’d like to take a moment to say: #fucknazis

submitted 19 days ago • 21 comments

"Planet GX-113 is inhabited entirely by large, aggressive avian lifeforms resembling ancient Earth’s Canadian geese. Last away team report: Surrounded. Phasers ineffective. Requesting immediate extraction. They’re getting closer.” ~Recovered Log from GX-113 #GoosePlanet #FeatheredMenace #LLAP #SPO

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

I said to a friend that I liked Hazbin Hotel. Said friend realized I'm the same Stamets who posts non-stop to Lemmy (and who was attacked by the admin of Startrek.website). So what does he do? Rewrite a Hazbin Hotel song to be about me coming back to Lemmy. What even is my life? #Lemmy #LemmyWorld

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

// Star Trek as you've never heard it before.

submitted 24 days ago • 9 comments

Wow, really good news! Jake Sisko, one of the worst and most dishonest reporters on subspace, a major sleazebag, has been relegated by FNN Fake News to Delta Shift, “The Badlands.” Jake Sisko is a loser who will fail no matter where he ends up. Good luck Jake! #StarTrek #SISKO197

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Engineering is scrambling after multiple ships began showing signs of pregnancy. Spontaneous bulkhead swelling... dilithium cravings... Maybe shelving that plan for ship sized condoms wasn't the best idea. Could use a Dyson. ~LtCmdr. GG #StarshipParenting #NotAnotherEnterpriseSituation #LLAP #SPO

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"Well then logically.... the only thing you're worried about is that you might say yes!" ~Peter White Homophobia really does make no sense at all. Thanks Mr. Adorable Comedian. Couldn't have said it better. So... Want a good time? ~Capt. SP #Comedy #StandUp #CBCComedy youtu.be/9QY_u7yFe70

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Starfleet is monitoring the situation on New Pakled after its leaders declared themselves the "greatest in the quadrant" while tanking their own economy and picking fights they can’t win. Fed analysts predict an embarrassing backpedal by next year. ~Cmdr. BF #PoliticalDelusion #Clowns #LLAP #SPO

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Years ago, before we were all worried about tech bros becoming broligarchs, Star Trek:Voyager gave us “Future’s End”(S3E8&9) a story about a tech magnate using future tech to build his fortune and willing to risk the planet just to stay ahead of the game.

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Capt. SP’s log: Stardate... who cares. Tried to replicate motivation, but it came out as black coffee and existential dread. If anyone needs me, I’ll be staring out the viewport dramatically. ~Capt. SP #ThursdayMood #SpaceIsHard #LLAP #SPO

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