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I do woodworking & DIY. Curator of fine memes. Also known as StargateOnPrime on Twitter. • Star Trek, Stargate, & SciFi • Xennial • Narcoleptic • ESP32 • Tech • Data Engineering • Progressive Politics Find me on other apps as TheSleepyCraftman!
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Is the 2nd American Civil War starting tonight?

The Face of Boe they called me

I need! Found on FB: www.facebook.com/share/p/1Efh...

It's insidious

youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU?...

I'm only 18% complete with reuploading all my old TikToks to Facebook.

Art of the TACO 🌮

How would you like to suck my balls?

I feel like TACOs for dinner. 🌮

I want 30 sliders, 5 French fries, and 4 large Cherry Cokes.

OfDonald

Does $300 for two shorts and $750 for a long-form video seem okay?

DOCTOR: "Are you involved in any dangerous sports?" ME: "Well, sometimes I disagree with my wife."

Praclarush Taonas

Do you know what's actually worse than using MS Teams? SAP Focused Build.

Want to feel old? The Kate plus 8 sextuplets are old enough to drink.

More reason to move to Ireland

Plump and bulbous

Karoline, Karoline, see She's the reason for the word 'bitch'

So TikTok is now full of boobs.

Just sit on his face. Just do it!

We are only 8.4% done with the 2nd Trump regime. 😞

Remember, a newly born baby is just a fully cooked creampie.

political fairy smut

So, how long till Trump makes fun of Biden for having cancer?

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/18/u...

Ghost sex.

I personally never associated 86'ing someone as meaning to unaliving them. I always took it as removing or throwing someone/something out. "8647", in my mind, is the same as saying that it's time to take the trash out of the White House. MAGA is weird.

Hmmm 🤔

This is the way.

I saw Star Trek Into Darkness 12 years ago today.

I am Rassilon, the redeemer.

O- Universal Donor AB+ Universal Recipient

Computer. Initiate program SISKO 1-9-7.

You need to keep BOTH EYES OPEN!

Target Voyager Put Janeway out of her misery.

From the ONION: Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Attention! This is not a good day. This is Earth's darkest hour. And look at you miserable lot. We are the Fallen. But today, we shall rise. The army of the dead will save the land of the living. This is not the order of a general, nor the whim of a lunatic.

Ugly giant bags of mostly water

"Rule One: The Doctor lies." "Where's the Dalek?" "It died."

Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun. Come right now, don't walk. Run!