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Two time Uphill Ice-skating Gold Medalist. I host on a podcast about being bad at video games. www.shame.club
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if I was Calvin and Hobbes's dad i would have gotten rid of him (abandoned on steps of a church) and then kept the tiger as a kind of quiet and respectful garfield

UPDATE: Seattle Public Libraries tells workers not to interfere with ICE raids. @hannahkrieg.bsky.social publishes the documents exclusively on The Burner. www.theburnerseattle.com/post/seattle...

Simba voicelessly screaming like an evil sorcerer that's been trapped inside of a magical amulet

In a stunning turn of events things that were totally shit on arrival can still be further enshittified

Another controller with a shit d-pad

Look how they massacred my boy

Saw some AI slop that really upset me because it was Michael Jackson and Prince playing N64 and that just fundamentally misunderstands both of them as a Genesis and computer nerd respectively.

something a lot of anti-AI people on here don't understand is that we AI believers are charlatans and halfwits who enjoy digging through dumpsters looking for nail clippings and hair to eat #AIStrong

thinking about a guy i saw a couple of days ago out at a restaurant wearing a hat that said BITCOIN on it who was with his gf, they didnt say a word to eachother the entire time and the guy was watching videos on his phone until they left

Got it.

Ghost in the Shell explores the theme of women who are butt naked, due to technology

Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy. "Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era." At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

Jesus Christ, I love this show.

If advertising can't be art explain this

Vivec City #TheElderScrolls #TES #ESOFam #ESO #Morrowind

Quitting twitter for bluesky

Heard any good rumors lately?

I keep an alien frozen in my garage freezer and thaw him out when guests come over so we can play the game "catch the alien before he tells his alien superiors to blow up the planet"

ALRIGHT POPE FRANCIS IS DEAD TIME FOR MY POPE RANT Pope Francis was a kind mask for the Catholic church in a time of crisis who shied away from fundamental change, and the way he was and is being treated by mainstream news outlets is an indication of his success in shoring up reactionary power.

If you ever find me in the bowels of a heavily guarded laboratory, peacefully suspended in a large tube of bubbling liquid, please mind your own business.

I can't believe CBS used this photo of Vance. I guess I always assumed it was photoshopped.

Saw a pizza hut

COMMUNITY NOTE: this is TRUE

Ditto can't read. Ditto has no idea what this is.

the thing about this El Salvador stuff is it's a direct evolution of Guantanamo Bay, a black site with bipartisan support maybe the next time Dirty Leftists point out how every illegal thing America does to 'bad guys' will eventually come for you, someone will listen

here's a new post just in case anyone needs another post to look at

Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn (2000)

You did it. You made something completely divorced from all the context stuck to you. Something that you didn't taint with your sick sad broken perspective. As soon as it came from you, it came from no one, because it annihilated you. It will live forever. It will hurt everyone.

Honestly a lot of America's problems could be solved if R2-D2 were real.

Got to spend an orb today.

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal. Follow me for more recipes.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Hokey Pokey ass economy

there’s some kind of howling going on over there