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Hope everyone who got this email does in fact respond with five bullets

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SMC Corsairs represent

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

Do yall see these text messages?!!!? That man is on the timeline legitimately crashing out

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Damn. 50 is a lot. But after that the law of diminishing returns sets in and you become less slutty for each additional dick so if you’re in line to get your dick sucked stay in line. As a kindness

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

this rich asshole in st. louis pointed a gun at some protesters and become a right wing celebrity overnight. conservatives were so enthralled by a guy who threatened to kill liberals that he got recruited to run for senate and raised over a million bucks in individual donations

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Holy crap, the Cybersmith is on here? Might gotta log off for a bit and reconsider my life choices

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Love is so powerful (it keeps JK Rowling away from you)

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

they were never good ol’ boys. they were drug runners. they caused untold harm.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Just Admit You're Wrong

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

This kinda rules but every game is gonna take 7 hours

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Pants status: that’s real muppet, baby

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i seriously had not seen any of his post op pictures in any of the articles i saw. they cropped all of his pictures. im just staring at this and im floored at how evil these assholes are

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Shit. If you signed up for a FBI class to scam seniors check to see if it’s still happening. Deposits are non-refundable sadly

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Money is just a ledger system run amok

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It really took the Angels until today to think “maybe having our best player get injured over and over again could be mitigated somewhat”

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how do i tell my friend she has republican eyebrows

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

For what does it profit a man to lose his soul but win the internet for the day?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Happy National Flag of Canada Day! 🇨🇦 spheresofinfluence.ca/canadas-best...

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

They wanted to kill Palestinians so bad they let all this stuff happen rather than stop or even promise to stop

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

You ever feel like you're getting ripped off because you pay for sewer service AND they get to keep your turds?

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

Can’t tell you how excited I am to discover this game in a couple of years when it’s actually ready to play

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The evidence linking long Covid with viral persistence is growing - and there are several trials underway. Treatment may be needed for months, not weeks 😢😬 www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

2028 Democratic presidential nominee Mitch McConnell

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

No they're not. They know exactly what they're voting for: The continued dismantling of our public health system. That's what they want. You know this. Why do we have to do this playacting goldfish brain shit every time.

submitted 10 days ago • 114 comments

Incredible to RTARL’s one begotten bit out in the wild

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What the fuck is an angel mom and why do I pre-regret finding out?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

It would be nice if Matt Gaetz’s seat were really up for grabs but that district is like 70% republican among registered voters

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

🎵Ramona’s Personal Beezus🎵

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

PSA: It’s really in your best interest to subscribe to the “Jesse Singap follower” labeler

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Cognitive dissonance is funny stuff. When someone says to me irl “are you related to…” I know exactly where it’s headed but online where my name is just sitting there in plain view it takes me a second to understand what the question even is

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

"Google sucks now wtf" Me: 🌍👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀

submitted 12 days ago • 14 comments

I bet when Mortal Kombat characters have a really great sex move there’s a voice that says “fertility”

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment