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I don’t care what time of year it is I like to be warm and snugly. #OldNana

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Goodnight. I shall leave you with a photo of Dr. Phene's house in Chelsea. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sa...

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Just been up the park with Mrs Woofins and we met the crow that often has interesting lunches (Jacob’s cream crackers with cheese for example). The dog’s kinda asking me, ‘Can I play with this dude or will it fuck me up?’

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Had Vietnamese for lunch next to the Bull Ring in Birmingham and now having me tea in Penge. International jet setter!

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Apparently I sound like Chewbacca when I yawn. I’m fuckin knackered. Have a big warm hug if you need one. Chilly today so off out for a hot lunch.

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The best GIF ever

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I just caught my nipple on an architrave is not an Arthur Askey song but what I just did.

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What's wrong babe? It's #MayThe4th an you've barely touched your Jabbacado toast.

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Dodie Thayer Lettuce ware service www.sothebys.com/en/buy/aucti...

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Been sent out into the garden cos apparently dancing like a slut around the kitchen is putting people off cooking. I call it art.

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Bee good

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Just heard a cuckoo which is appropriate

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I have been off my face all day cos I’m away without the kids but now I’m truly on the edge, Kinver edge!

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Kinver rock houses. Had a lovely soup at the cafe next to Beefy.

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Pound my garlic and ginger into a paste it’s a bit chillier today innit? Kept putting my bits and pieces out from under the duvet and then hastily retrieving them. Brrr

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What d’you do after a Michelin starred lunch and 9 hrs drinking? You strike a deal with the chippy owner who’s a bout to shut and buy all his chips. That’s all I needed, a bit of warmth on the inside with ketchup. Grounded.

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Fuck me. That was a big lunch. Just got home and everyone has had issues. Got a man down in front of me cos he can’t do shoelaces anymore.

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Just had a stonking 3 course lunch and matched wine at Simpsons in Birmingham. Highlight for me was the Isle of Wight tomato starter. Finishing off with an XO brandy. Oh babes.

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And we’re off!

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Someone’s had a bad morning

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“Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck- Fuck the police, fuck- Fuck the police, fuck-, fuck- Fuck the police”

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Just laid on my back at a mate’s house thinking this bulb is like the metal dick on the robot in Demon Seed. Morning.

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🎶 "Broken down and hungry for your love...and no way to feed it..." 🎶

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I’ve arrived at the place I was meant to arrive at! I have drank many sugary alcohols and had a little drugs. Time to open the wine portfolio. Tadah!

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I’m in Birmingham and 35 yrs ago after a day’s hard drinking I climbed up some scaffold on that cathedral spire and nicked the minute hand off the clock. Had a piss off the top too. Degrees aren’t what they once were imo.

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Sun says nunight x

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STATEMENT FROM ENGLISH FOLK DANCE AND SONG SOCIETY

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We’re stopping at Northampton for ten minutes so the train driver told us we could disembark and stretch our legs if we wanted to because this is 1956?!

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God I love eating shit sandwiches and getting pissed on fast trains. We’ve just been thru Milton Keynes and heading toward the setting sun.

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What a travesty! Both Victoria and Euston stations were completely sold out of cans of G&T! Had buy fuckin margaritas and cosmos. Oh well. Cheers! (I’m on a train).

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It seems like this place lost its sense of humour this week. I know world events are ever more appalling but I refuse to let any fucking thicko nazi stop me being silly so I will continue to post about my pants and all the other amazing things in my life.

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