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Made this quick bc looking at this draft I feel it comes up with a few guys

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Sacks aren't very useful indicators anyway. But yes the worse the unit the harder for any one player to rack up stats

I'd still expect the Bears to go tackle or edge at 10 even if Jeanty would be fun and acceptable at this point

Seeing the Packers and Patriots spend stupid money in FA after years of their beat writers bragging about how much smarter they were than every other team for sitting out FA every year is great. Everyone looks like a genius and is less desperate when they have a HOF QB in hand

I've been on here for a couple years technically I've just been on an extended social media break in general

The Packers overspending on a mediocre guard does not feel very Packers-y

"That might be an overpay for Jarrett at this age"

Well. Damn. Okay.

Haven't watched a lot of Dayo, my take is just that contract is reasonable in this market and he's a young versatile player and Dennis Allen has the benefit of the doubt when it comes to molding his defenses

I am surprised but happy for the guy. Glad he gets one more fair shot to get all the reps and sink or swim

The 2022 off-season was one of the stupidest times in Bears Twitter history and buddy I've lived (and been attacked) through them all

They* don't call him Rad Brad the Contract Cowboy for no reason *I called him that one time in a DM and he was lukewarm on it at best

It is his fourth off-season. We're definitely in "better late than never" territory on here

I think it very much depends on his health. He's an above average tackle when he's on the field but that's two seasons marred by injury now and if you want to just be Good vs Great you should also be durable

Poles should extend Braxton Jones yesterday. Even if you draft a tackle the cost certainty would only make Braxton more attractive to trade partners

Don't disagree but the primary need is to enable a Caleb Williams year two leap (which I still have full faith in) and its good to see the Bears understand the assignment for once in our goddamn lives

Yeah everyone knows trying to build through FA is bad the point is to have blue chippers on rookie deals to hide the overpaid FAs. The Bears hope they have that now in Caleb, Rome, Darnell etc

King Poles was demoted all the way to Baron by end of season but w the Ben Johnson hire and the OL moves he's back up to a Marquess. A competent edge rusher and a cromulent WR3 and he can roll into the draft as a Duke

I don't love this but the Washington Commanders spent the entire 2024 season dunking on me like air bud so I've got nothing

There it is. Like any day 1 FA signing it's paying good like great and Dalman is scheme dependent but for once the Bears should have the scheme. Glad they've finally stopped leaving center down to whichever guard loses in camp.

Did it get announced finally?

Hey it could happen (I fear it's absolutely not gonna happen)

...okay

I am doing well but I assure you even if my mental health should ever decline to the horrifying depths it was in a few months ago I will always let the Chicago Bears make it worse

Logged into the hell site solely to check NFL free agency stuff and they can't even do that right

I am well. Fear not. I'm just a lot more stable when I'm not hooked tobmachines feeding me the worst opinions on earth at all times. The SKODcast will be more active again soon as we enter the off season where the Bears will be relevant again as opposed to the last two months where they were not

Therapist: I mean regardless of what people might think therapy is not about "blaming your parents" *five minutes later* Therapist: your mom said that to you? When you were 10? Sorry but what the fuck is wrong with her

Love him or hate him but this is why Obama won states like Iowa. Reducing a 70-30 R county to 60-40 actually matters and also when rural folks main complaint is the Dems ignore them it doesn't hurt to...not..ignore them

X-Men 97 got me trying to build the team w Marvel Legends. First goal is the entire 1991 Blue Team. Need Beast and Psylocke