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starvingbeast.bsky.social
{} 21 {} Serial Biter {} Cool Activist Guy {}
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What's good finally uninstalled the horrid bird app, all my mutuals please hold me to this forever thank you

Completely forgot about this app given everything that has happened near the end of 2023, anyways what's good?

I eat pussy laying low like a sniper Use my fingers like a flute she call me Peter then I Pipe-her

My mother took Diazepam at 8 years old, I started smoking dank at 14, I only hope my children will be addicted to Gay Furry Wolf Fanfiction instead

Me to my girl when she comes over to get dicked down (She's going to bite down on my shoulder so hard I bleed <333)

Love Dark and Darker PVP, let me hit this guy over the head with a double sided axe, make him keel over like a Muppet. Let me scream into his ears over VOIP as I do, immaculate.

@mben92.bsky.social : "Good little misters deserve treats" Me : "God let it be an eighth and a new car battery"

The cart tastes like Honda Odyssey exhaust fumes but still got me faded

Live or die the point is to roll thicc. Always

Got fucking bushwookied by a guy named Boingo-Bong

"Its not about the Rubles, batman, its about finishing a Quest"

OOMF posting Level 3 GYATT on the timeline like we wouldn't all notice, caked up more than a bakery

Fuck Ted Cruz I'll Eat him like a Shrimp

You're either my oomf or my OOMF you feel me?

Me in VC : "As a guy with a good ass shaft I appreciate the hentai girth ratios it makes me feel seen" OOMF : "Dab me up, dab me up right now"

Sign Crushes Motorist PosPosting

Bitches be like : "Omg I'm puppy!!! :3 :3 :3 look at my wittle tail wag! Want to listen to cumtown? ;3 :P" Meanwhile I'm considering how good my jaw can clench down on their shoulders and shaking from my contained violence saying some shit like : "uh...y-yeah I think I can give it a try"

Playing tarkov just to feel something

Normalize Big Communal Weed Piles (Collective Hoard)

The sexual tension between me and my bank account balancr

Need another twink to buy my nudes that free quart hit different

Oomf on Twt talked about how for several years as a child they slept in a dog bed because it was comfortable and I so badly wanted to sink my teeth into them and death roll them like a chewtoy. Anyways anyone know if Bsky clears metadata from photos?