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I’m here to tell the story of Star Wars - one line at a time. Every line of Star Wars - daily.
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2149 When you've been suspecting that she's been faking it:

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2148 I still enjoy this dumb movie...

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2147 90 day fiancés are all like

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2146 Jod landing on At Attin:

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2145 It's pretty crazy that Obi-Wan showed up at the correct time to collect the clone army. What was Palpatine's plan?

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2144 Look what the cat dragged in.

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2143 If it's always this rainy on Kamino, it seems mean to have open-air walkways.

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2142 You're watching a really old movie and there's an establishing shot of a bustling city. What do you hear?

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2141 I needed to ask a bunch of five year olds how to find it.

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2140 Why do I get hungry when I hear the name, Jamilla? Sounds like something you could spread on toast.

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2139 15th time someone says "milady" in this movie and the 2nd time this week!

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2138 Look at him. He's ready to slice some younglings in half rn.

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2137 Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is!

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2136 This is the 14th time someone says "milady" in this film.

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2135 My wife and I discussing how we can move to Canada:

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2134 When you want to go on vacation to Maine

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2133 Stop. Wait a minute.

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2132 He's a wittle Kindygartener.

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2131 He should have dumped her right here. He can speak for himself.

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2130 Sio Bibble conferred the rank of Master on Anakin a long time ago.

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2129 When you're putting those little plastic plugs in the outlets

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2128 My millions of devoted followers thinking about the day I stop posting dumb prequel memes

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2127 😔 George didn't have to go this hard.

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2126 Look at her face. She doesn't believe it.

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2125 Feel free to save this image and use it about five hundred times over the next several years.

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2124 Star Wars is such fantasy. No politician could ever commit crimes and still remain in office.

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2123 George Lucas was a prophet.

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2122 What's the difference between a commerce guild and a banking clan?

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2121 Because of the hats?

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2120 Wild animals are actually really friendly.

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2119 They are called the separatists. All they do is separate. I don't think they're coming back.

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2118 I'll be honest this was the boring part of the movie when I was a kid.

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2117 Do you think when the Republic was formed, the aliens were all wearing powdered wigs?

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2116 Since the last movie

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2115 Well the movie is called Star Wars so I think it's bound to happen, man.

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2114 Pretty impressive that they've gone this long without an army, actually.

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've tweeted every line of Star Wars, once per day, for the past 2,100+ days. That's almost six years. Now I'm simultaneously posting them here! To catch up on everything you missed, look at my Twitter page. x.com/StarWarslxl

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This is going to sound extremely messed up but, I've really been enjoying yellow Starbursts lately.

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