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representing and supporting girlfailures worldwide @stassisbackhand everywhere you can find me 🦋
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good morning to the grande dame

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

I’m sorry Karen’s wig is sending me to the moon

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

I feel so validated he always gave me the ick

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

FUCK MY JOB!!

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

this app when it has a moment to have any sort of leverage over twitter

submitted 116 days ago • 6 comments

A mother quake is being reported to have hit Beverly Hills at a never-before-seen magnitude…

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

Yapping so much today the holidays make me feel like a jolly little elf with no responsibilities I just want to giggle

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Oomf just said Monica should go on The Challenge

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I physically need Brittany Cartwright to get a breast reduction…. They look so heavy

submitted 116 days ago • 5 comments

Elphaba IS brat

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Erika pls

submitted 116 days ago • 1 comment

Need these barrettes ASAP

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 117 days ago • 1 comment

suddenly seeing a lot of AI images of housewives pop up (mainly on twitter) and while they can be quite funny, it gives me a visceral ick that we're helping to train these technologies that already disproportionately harm women with more images of women

submitted 117 days ago • 3 comments

Bought a Rinna Beauty lip kit on Amazon the other night while I was high… now why is it phenomenal

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

The current vibe

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

This line delivery

submitted 118 days ago • 3 comments

Wasn’t gonna drink tonight but I miss my Stassi

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Love You My Internet Gorginas

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

When nobody listened or cared when Kristen spoke up… believe women THE FIRST TIME

submitted 121 days ago • 2 comments

Updated car selfies since I’m 25 now.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone using the AI bot on Twitter is so disgusting I hate hate hate hate the world

submitted 121 days ago • 3 comments

party 4 gru

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

ur srsly telling me it’s not friday yet????

submitted 122 days ago • 1 comment

MyGorgeousTeamXx

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all mind if I make a selinagary sadcam for absolutely no reason

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Katie Maloney new bf somehow being even shorter and uglier than T*m Schw*rtz

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

Justin Rose should have a sleepover with us in his mansion in Utah and I am literally in tears at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 Justin pls love u

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you Bob(ney Rose)

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi rn

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

so he was just chilling at McDonald’s with a backpack full of every single piece of incredibly incriminating evidence. right….sure, even.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

This is how the inside of my brain feels today

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

holding space for golden globe nominees ariana grande and cynthia erivo

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Bought a little mini self defense kit for my car keys and was assembling it before work and male coworker freaked out and said “I mean what’s gonna happen when you feel emotionally attacked in the office with those”

submitted 124 days ago • 3 comments