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Cannot wait for tomorrow's Handbreak off podcast, @ianstonecomedy.bsky.social, @amylawrence.bsky.social

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Hale End humbles Halland.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta love Myles ❤️

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Ethan Nwaneri's goal ended a passing sequence of 36 uninterrupted passes in a move that lasted one minute & 54 seconds and involved every Arsenal outfield player. It was the longest passing move leading to a Premier League goal since September 2023.

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

It is incumbent on us as Arsenal supporters to call this out. Loudly. They’re trying to paint us and the club as a bunch of abusive, whiney crackpots, lumping us in with and defining us by the worst people who call themselves Arsenal fans, people we categorically do not claim as our own.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

PL defeats since That High Line vs Chelsea last season Liverpool 4 Arsenal 6 Man City 7 Chelsea 12 Man Utd 19 Spurs 25

submitted 27 days ago • 5 comments

When the concept of VAR was first mooted I liked the idea of experts with technology to advise on terrible decisions. It seemed unfair to refs that they had a split second and maybe a bad angle, while millions at home saw instant replays. But how can VAR, and assistant VARS, be this bad/mad? 🧵

submitted 28 days ago • 53 comments

Have that Michael Oliver you absolute melt. I hope your dinner gets burnt, your boiler breaks down, your garden fence gets blown down in the wind and your dog has a shit on the carpet and the robot hoover accidentally turns on and spreads it round the house. #arsenal

submitted 28 days ago • 60 comments

We're making a "How many times have I told you not to kick the ball indoors" Simulator #indiegame #gamedev #screenshotsaturday

submitted 29 days ago • 51 comments

Looking for a SKIP AD button to 2029

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

But but but Arsenal isn't referred differently.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, ETHAN!!!! Uncle Saka would be proud of that finish.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I am sorry, but I read Jesus and I think of Gabriel 🤪

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I suspect Saka wants Christmas off 😂

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Commentator: There is nothing more Spursy, then surrendering a 2 goal lead at home.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Set pieces again, set pieces again, set pieces again 🎶🎶🎶

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Wonder if Haaland asked the Palace manager to stay humble after clinching a 2-2 draw.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Goals in 24/25 season. Foden: 0 Saliva's butt: 1 Cue for Foden to post more trophies on his Instagram account.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Those claiming that Saka only assists from set pieces this might blow your mind: Assists in the last 2 PL seasons: 19 — Bukayo Saka 7 — Bukayo Saka from set pieces

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Arsenal are making the league fear corners as if we are taking pens. Still remember the Spurs fan looking away before a corner knowing exactly what was gonna happen. Dark Arts FC FTW.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Tot draw with AC Fulham after spanking City. Spurs being Spursy 🙆‍♂️

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

It's just Man City, lads.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

After a careful VAR review, the PGMOL has concluded that David Coote wasn't on the clock while talking to a friend about match-fixing. According to the letter of the law, no foul has been committed by the letter of the law. Decision: Coote will referee the game between Liverpool and Man City.

submitted 87 days ago • 2 comments