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Let Me Share With You The Terrible Wonders I Have Come To Know
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I shocked down a bottle of 11% proof aa s me penjgor don't work

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Need me a female werewolf to chew on me like a chew toy

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Life is Hispanic ain't black ain't white

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My birth stone was rock bottom

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Shrimply Wonka and the friend rice factory

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Need me a feral girlfailure

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Male wife sat on my face gave me an infection call that twink eye

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Cur dolorem sentis, ne me relinque

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se ntahle y tuyo será

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Best feeling in the world laying down after taking off a pair of tight socks your legs do the tingly uncompressed thing and you get to feel every single micrometer of skin stretch back the good tingle

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I'm a tortured artist more tortured than artist

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Need me a woman who actually genuinely just hates me like one of them who will sabotage me and attempt to murder me at every given opportunity need me a woman like that

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Vegetable Vedge it able. What is it able to do? Vege is that like Verde which is just green. So verdegetables are able to vege

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If your going through hell keep going why stop in hell

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Let's play a fun game who's gonna advance technology again first the military industry or the porn industry

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Serious question copyright aside what's stopping me from like copying a furry species because nothing is TRULY original is this like a clown makeup situation what cannonizes a species

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I hope that whenever j enter a room my friends would go "ah, there he is that motherfucker that TOOL"

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Interpational nolice

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And the palid subjects cried to their king "oh please oh please, we long to listen yet again, please good king won't you do it, won't you play that funky music white boy?"

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I'm so mad methinks I should do a funny little jig

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Oh wow I hate advertisements so much "Would you like to play basically porn the gacha game or actually straight up Ai generated porn the game" and before you say "aren't ads personalized" I PLAY ARKNIGHTS AND MY PHONE KEEPS SHOWING ME ADDS FOR PORN AND DRAGON BALL AND I HATE IT

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I'm too kittypilled :3 I'm too much of an indoor cat to stop :D

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I know it's not healthy but whenever I get blood on my hands my brain goes OH EM GEEEE LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT LICK IT :3 :3 NOM NOM NOM BLEM :P

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Silicon is like a rock so why the fugk dod peiople make soft thing out of. Like they make uh... things for it like why the fuck do you wanght to dstick peenorb in ther it rogk

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Monsters should have boobs Big unnaturals Supernaturals if you will

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We straight up smoking that mega buffoon pack we straight up flipping left cards to right cards I got so much foil they call me a conspiracy theorist my michal so gross my ops go extinct my ops take one look at my money tree and go extinct I'm him so much they call me jimbo Im him ofc I don't flush

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The fight in me? I do not have a lot in the way of defenses, except hate. I have a lot of hate

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My homunculus keeps crying so for his sin he shall be beaten with sticks

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Did you know that vasectomy take about 20~30 releases after being cut to completely remove any residual sperms apparently you can also bedazzle them after you remove them, pretty nuts.

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Am I JACKIN OFF RIGHT NOW CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IM HAVING A FUCKING STROKE

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Mr incredible could be one of the few humans with a knot

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RABIES SWORD more deadly than a normal sword on account of it being rabid

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And in that despair Something changed within him Someshing indescribable broke the gloom that had so deeply entrenched itself into his heart Nothing tangible changed and yet it was as if what was said to him carried such a weight that he could not help but to borrow the hope of the words themselves

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Valentines day has shown me that a burning soul does not feel like heartburn as I theorized it feels like frozen bone splinters in the hollowed vacuoles of my hollowed hurting heart and every beat sends microscopic splinters into the place I carved out for others and myself

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Can't trust other people Can't trust myself All I have is God

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Talked to an autistic woman (diagnosed) she showed me her hear me out list and one of them was george washington from the dollar she also wanted to do things to Donatello from the ninja turtles and Mr Peabody so she's just kinda real stupid

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I glirt Its a combination gleek and flirt its where i spit on you untill you love me

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So Here's The Thing

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I live a life so miserable I'm not even there

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See that's your guys problem you still have hope :3

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The wages of sin is death and you should be paid handsomely

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I got an innie dick so bad I gotta try not to poop it out

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Woah big lady can a downie get someuppies

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Yes hellow pregnancy artist I'd like to hire you to draw me something A SHOE BEING WATERPROOFED HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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"Don't mess with the amazing sp-" can you somehow not die in your ult you 0 and 17 arachnid fellow

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Did you know that coyotes tiptoe in the snow after dark along with the ghosts in the National Park and mankind behaves like some strange serial killer

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