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Lol at Elon’s big reveal being that the world’s biggest pedophile is a pedophile

Jesse answers a scam call during the stream www.instagram.com/reel/DKhmZMq...

We're learning about nootropics. Just kidding, we're playing Farming Simulator 25! twitch.tv/gooffkings

As a Canucks fan there’s not much I can gatekeep, but I can gatekeep fan suffering and let me assure you: Oilers fans have never suffered

FRIDAY at 5pm Pacific time, @coollike.gay and @libbycwatson.com will host the very first What's All This Then Live on Twitch. The video will ONLY be available on our Patreon, so if you miss the live stream, you gotta sign up. twitch.tv/libtron is the place to find this

Here is the video I made for @thelukeman.bsky.social’s AMV Night 2, a loving tribute to early 2000s hockey hit and fight compilations youtu.be/wV8utlO781E?...

Somehow, Yacht Dice returned twitch.tv/gooffkings

if you haven't listened to our episode with @stefanheck.bsky.social yet, you are missing out on trains going absolutely crazy style on each other's smoke boxes(?) and boilers(?). look at our adorable little guy linktr.ee/whatsallthis...

We are live with the final results from the Sound Alert Olympics! Which alerts will get added to the rotation? Which alerts will never be heard again? Tune in now to find out! Picture unrelated. twitch.tv/gooffkings

🚨new ep🚨 198 - Whoever wins... We lose The Oilers keep making it to the cup finals because they play in a province with no provincial sales tax. spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2m04... apple: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/w...

When I voted for Steve-O for President, it was because of his support for lowering inflation. I had no idea he would be stapling his nutsack to the Oval Office floor every day, and getting NFL field goal kickers to boot his nutsack across the room, and other frankly childish nutsack related follies.

a trump voter who is good with what's happening now is a stupid nazi. a trump voter with "regrets" or who thought things would be different is an even stupider nazi.

“Stupid Night? You mean Regular Night?” <—— fuck you if you say this to us.

It’s finally announced: I got an awesome new gig as the co-host on the Great Australian Bake-Off lol. This was so much fun to film and completely surreal and they let me keep the cardigan

I swear this is a total coincidence and not a transparent money grab but one of the streams we have planned for next week is Brazilian Toe Sucking Night.

Tonight will be a true hellscape

It's time... for the Sound Alert Olympics. JF and Stefan have each added 15 new alerts, and will be competing in several categories. We've added some of the worst alerts in stream history! Come check it out! twitch.tv/gooffkings

I think I could deal with the Oilers winning the cup a lot more if I didn’t know it meant their fans were going to triple down on the narrative that they’ve suffered more than any hockey fanbase in human history and deserve this more than anyone else

"I credit my exceptional sniping skills to the fact that I was homebirthed." – 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘚𝘯𝘪𝘱𝘦𝘳

I’m allowing Elon Musk to impregnate me so I can have one of his ugly kids 👍

Stream is live! Pic unrelated twitch.tv/gooffkings

This is insane

Mariska Hargitay, unfurling a child’s essay: “Over the summer I went to a concert. They hooted and tooted on the different instruments and I felt happy.” I don’t see the relevance. Ice-T: What if i told you Elias never went to a concert? That stuff about hooting and tooting? He made it all up.

we're live. and we're revieinwing i mean reviewing the new how to train your dragon burger king lineup! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Well, it's time to stream. And we're playing a new game where one of us is a little old lady and one of us his her grandchild helping her drive her car. And we're watching videos! Wow! This is really crazy. twitch.tv/gooffkings

“the perfect schedule”

Computer, post Sonic Feet Schedule. Thank you, Computer.

Grace is in the very top-tier of BP guests and we finally clean out the listener block bag. What more could you ask for

This was so much fun

“The iPhone Rant”

JF is basically the angriest I’ve ever seen him before. Great stream so far.

It's the one night where Stefan is allowed to be distracted and JF CAN'T get annoyed - it's ADHD Night! Come check it out! twitch.tv/gooffkings

Listener Blockstravaganza 7: The Final Chapter w/ @gracefreud.bsky.social. We did it! The last of the Listener Blocks are here, as we put an end to all of the listener blocks we've ever received. There's some good ones in here and we love Grace so everybody wins www.patreon.com/posts/129622...

Tonight we will be trying the most Viral Pickle in the World. twitch.tv/gooffkings

I had @stefanheck.bsky.social cohost and @edsbs.bsky.social as a guest to talk about College Guys. I continue to be weirded out by the guy who goes back to his frat house periodically to have “porch beer” with the guys sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...

two of the greats www.vulture.com/article/doug...

pictured: what its like to watch a damn go off kings stream!!!! twitch.tv/gooffkings

🚨new ep🚨 196 - Did Tocchet have a Foote out the door? That wordplay doesn't really make sense but who gives a crap it's the offseason. full ep: www.patreon.com/posts/196-di... partial ep: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/d...

Eat up, hogs! It's schedule time! Open wide, piggy!