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"Goth Kid on Vacation" is the latest earworm I can't shake. Darn you, SNL! www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYQA...

Well, at least we know virtual Molotov cocktails work here. @adobe.com

The U.S. Stock Market, now known as tRump's Plaything™️

I'm an American (obviously?). When it comes to "deals" over tRump's tariffs, I would advise all the other nations on this planet to tell tRump to "go pound sand". Don't cave to this stupid bully. And don't blame me, I voted for Kamala.

Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

DOGE is still at puppy age. Why doesn't Kristi Noem shoot that? I mean that animal is *really* on a biting tear!

"What did that yuge manbaby on Troof Soshul barf today?" Filed under questions I avoid asking because I don't give one fuck what the answer is.

I may start doing a daily ... "I'm from Kentucky but don't blame me, I voted for Kamala" just to ensure the air stays cleared on where I stood when the country was deciding whether to keep or flush the Republic.

Which ironworks concerns makes the pikes we're gonna need in the near future? Just curious rn.

I dunno. I long for those moments I can upgrade my donuts to Entenmann's. Just for special occasions, of course!

I think I'm gonna make something legal so I can't be banned for saying it. I may well change my middle name to "DIE ALREADY!!1!".

Just make sure AOC is evacuated before tRump gets DC nuked, mmm-k?

I realize folks are afraid of a Vance presidency, but I suspect he would quickly cave and reverse these tariffs, probably within 48 hours of assuming the presidency after tRump's demise. If you want these tariffs gone, tRump will need to be gone. I'm wishing for a thunderous heart attack myself.

I discovered an actual fantastic benefit from the Ohio River flooding... Thunder Over Louisville is cancelled! - No military propaganda - No masses o' MAGAts stankin' up our downtown - No (additional) air pollution Hooray! {ducks from fans of this awful event}

I am considering learning Chinese and moving to an advanced, first-world country. Fellow Americans, am I alone on this? And do you think I'm joking?

How do I look and sound? This is my third official AV test for my YouTube show, launching sometime this Spring. #wormhole #comedy #wormholecomedy #videotest #parody #startrek #startrekthemotionpicture

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Despite the country goin' to shiiz, I feel relatively good - havin' a pizza and watchin' SNL in a while. I also put out a new AV test on YouTube earlier this evening.

In this growing economic crisis, there's clearly one man to blame. All of this is ultimately the fault of "The Facts of Life" star George Clooney.

I for one am amazed that allowing the world's stupidest man to bellow like an idiot while swinging a sledgehammer into every surface encountered has not fixed all of our problems but has instead made all problems worse and caused new ones. It makes no sense; he had the longest tie, the goldest hair.