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steffanalun.bsky.social
Comedian. Bisexual. Welsh.
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🚨TV News!🚨 My new show, Yr Academi Gomedi ("The Comedy Academy") is on S4C at 5pm TONIGHT, continuing every Wednesday for 6 weeks. After that, you can find it on iPlayer with English subtitles available! I'm so proud of this show, and I promise you'll love it.

Doctor Who fans! Kate Orman is raising money to vaccinate cats, by writing 100-word Dr Who stories for each donation. (I've selfishly used this opportunity to get some more of Richard E Grant's Doctor.) The stories are great, and cats are great too.

Just turned on EastEnders for a few minutes and the ghost of Peggy Mitchell is urging Phil to kill himself. Surprised they didn't leave such a traditionally cheerful story till Christmas.

#Cambridge! KIDS! Join us up The Junction this #halfterm to see comedy excellence from: ⭐ Sunday 16th: Ted Hill (MC), Katie Pritchard and trickster @matricardo.bsky.social ⭐ Monday 17th: @steffanalun.bsky.social (MC), Dave Chawner and cabaret whizz Ada Campe 🎟️ www.junction.co.uk/events/comed...

Looking back, it's wild that Brad Pitt pretended to be a rocket scientist to try and chat up Shania Twain.

ANNOUNCEMENT! My next novel, The Heist Of Hollow London, will be published by Tor on 30 September 2025. One of the world's largest corporations collapses. During the sale of its assets, five clone workers are bought to steal a large sum of money stashed an obscure facility in a near-abandoned city.

I am so confident that I've guessed the identities of all 7 remaining Masked Singers. This confidence is, objectively speaking, undermined by the fact that my guesses for all 5 previous singers were wrong. Including the one who was incredibly obvious.

Elanor told me today that if you swear when you Google something, it skips the AI summary. It's now more environmentally friendly to look up "who the fuck plays the doctor in squid game"

When I become President of America, I'll try not to inspire anyone to feel so hopeless that they'll want to kill me. Especially if I've already been shot at twice in the last year.

Tonight!

Tomorrow in Swansea! I'm looking after Paul Dennis's Ugly Ducklings! Comedians trying new jokes and material, in a wonderfully cosy pub function room. We've managed to convince Jake Baker to come and headline!

#Cambridge! We're back at The Junction this February, with: ⭐️ Ted Hill (MC), Katie Pritchard and trickster @matricardo.bsky.social on Sunday 16th ⭐️ @steffanalun.bsky.social (MC), Dave Chawner and Ada Campe (@naomipaxton.bsky.social) on Monday 17th Wahoo! 🎟️ www.junction.co.uk/events/comed...

I'm planning a series of games to the death for a secret cabal of billionaires. Thought I'd give you a sneak peak of the running order! 1. British Bulldogs 2. Thumb War 3. Magic The Gathering 4. Strip Poker 5. Michael McIntyre's The Wheel 6. The Game ("you just lost the")

Leicester Comedy Festival show: 4 weeks today. At this point I've shifted *just* enough tickets to not be totally panicked.... but not gonna lie, partial panic is not ideal either. So, grab your PWYW ticket in advance, please and thank you. tinyurl.com/LCF25Gold

I could live a thousand years, and I'll never know which boxes on the tax form want me to input "0" and which want me to leave them blank.

You never have the experience the artist intended for you. The art, filtered through your perception, is changed and made unique to you. When art makes its message too tight, there's no space for you.

We can solve this by combining the formats, and murdering Apprentice contestants.

I am still waiting for someone's banishment to top this diva's. #TheTraitors #Traitors

You do not have to consume every single tiny piece of bad news in order to be a good person. It’s ok to miss things. Traumatizing yourself isn’t the same as activism. Bearing witness to the point that you’re paralyzed with fear and horror and fury isn’t going to help us get through this.

People feel weird about promoting a book or artwork they created, because their whole life they were told the lie by society that *really* the only reason to ever create art is to not starve to death on the street. Notice how people who churn out genAI monetized dogshit don't feel the same way