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I haven't been this uncomfortable at a meal with John Noble since Pippin watched Denethor eat that tomato #severance

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Today I ordered a Valentine's Day outfit for my daughter's stuffed skeleton because that's what love is

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

gonna be covered in boogers for the next five years and I'm not mad about it

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

bathtime. my favorite time of day

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

I love my daughter so much it's insane. Loving her is like falling into a black hole and you just keep falling forever

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Work is forcing me to use PTO because there's a blizzard. How nice of them to give me a day off to find a new job

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Microsoft Outlook: ooo sorry babe you can't open that, it's already open somewhere. Me: can you bring it to the front so I can see it? Outlook: see what Me: what Outlook: what Me: this Outlook: ooo sorry babe you can't open that, it's already open somewhere. best of luck though

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Once I knew a straight guy who started wearing a touch of mascara and it looked so nice on him I nearly passed away. Just saying fellas, have fun with your looks! The only things you lose are the dipshits in your life

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

If I could do anything I would skip out of work tomorrow and go see wicked and then immediately go see gladiator 2. I'm honestly thinking about doing it. Who can stop me? I have the power

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments