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step-mother.bsky.social
nuclear metalurgist, reluctant grad student, deranged tgirl
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going to costco for me is a great test of emotional control

none of you move like me, i got da pizza man as a #contact

i’m 26 am i a milf yet

i’d like to turn my scholarly abilities to english literature but my metallurgical torture methods are probably ill suited for the task

when i feel ok about myself that’s delusion. when i feel bad about myself that’s a clear-eyed assessment of reality. this is a sensible way to live

don’t bite the hand that jerks you or something, idk not my business

i’m beginning to think being homeschooled and then going to an evangelical charter school with a graduating class of <100 may have effected™ me

every so often i see an Echo of someone i know on the campus we used to share. they left years ago and don’t think of me anymore, but for that moment i miss them

i wish i could do the kamehameha but mainly while driving

recently learned #elonmusk has a #fuckeduppenisimplant so i think im back in on this

i hope when they archeologists dig up my skeleton they make a broth out of me

hey guys i think i’ve finally done it. i invented a weapon so terrible it’ll finally end all war. like for real this time. not like the bow and arrow. or the iron sword. or the canon. or the musket. or the rifled musket. or tnt. or the gatling gun. or napalm. or the nuclear bomb. or the hydrogen bo

i love to flush cotton balls and rocks and wet wipes and bullets #fuckmyplumber

say what you will about deleting every app that irks you politically but my screen time is down like 40%

this is what gender dysphoria feels like

something so intimate about listening to demos… like oooooo when are we #fucking

#intellectualgoonergang

the #intellectualgooner mourns that the car brand comes up when you google #infinity

tired of using data and literature to support my conclusions, you will respect my swag or you will perish

my true #passion is being the only post under #hashtags

am i a #pussybitch if i take a mental health day after the worst 3 weeks of my life? my life has #mid for context