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If all #NASCAR cars are custom built, why haven’t they renamed the organization?

Elon: We can use AI to get us to Mars and beyond! Internet: Check out this AI video of trump licking musk’s toes!!! #FAFO

Captcha: robots trying to prove you’re not a robot.

Elon will chicken out on the Daily Show appearance… just like he did in the Zuckerberg fight. (Remember that?)

If the world’s richest Nazi eliminates social security, I want a refund of all the money I have put in since age 16 and a no-penalty catch-up contribution for my retirement savings. #DOGE

We’re paying $12 for a dozen eggs, planes are falling out of the sky, and we’re about to get clobbered by inflation and a recession, but by golly, we owned the libs!!! #MAGA

Everything that president Musk and vice president Krasnov are doing is manufacturing crisis to justify the inevitable privatization of government operations.

Given our current direction, would you learn Russian, Chinese, or Korean? Asking for a nation.

Yellowstone National Park 2026

I’ve stopped reading The Onion and am getting my headline satire solely from the New York Times now…

Breaking: Tesla has recalled 375,000 vehicles due to a white power steering issue.

My bowels roil when I hear the word “Gastropub”

President Musk is owning the libs on your tab.

The destruction of the US economy is part of the plan. Then President Musk can swoop in and save the economy with tough authoritarian capitalism. This is how oligarchs worldwide become obscenely wealthy.

In the recovery world, there’s a saying: “You spot it, you got it.” I think there’s a good reason why Leon Musk keeps finding “fraud” everywhere…

On this Presidents Day, let us honor our second African-American president: Elon Musk.

Gulf of Mexico seafood is delicious! Gulf of America seafood is bitter with overtones of fragile masculinity …

How often do you have to post on Bluesky to get ANY interaction whatsoever? Where is the “social” part of this media? #involuntaryLurker

Ugh! I have John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmitt on endless loop in my brain… And now you do too!

Dear Elon and the Musk Boys, I hear MS Teams is verrrrrry inefficient. Can you please destroy it… I mean, even more than Microsoft itself has?

Oh! Snap! Elon’s goal is to convert the US Treasury over to Doge coin! THAT’s the end game…

I just read that it’s Rick Astley’s birthday today. Now I have Together Forever going through my head… I’ll be damned if I didn’t just Rick-roll myself!

Tesla has issued a recall because all their cars only make far right turns now…

Are we great yet? abc7chicago.com/post/waffle-...

Does free speech absolutist Leon not understand what “free speech” is, or is he just not into that anymore?

It’s astounding how on-brand it is for trump to mandate a policy and stick someone else (us) with the bill…

There are a few people (77 million at least) who are about to be schooled in how tariffs really work. #Karma

Elon will become the first trillionaire by profiting off of “trump policies” he engineered. I give it 2 years max.

Trump Tariffs™️ are a tax on American consumers to pay for 1% tax cuts… He knows exactly what he’s doing.

Remember how Gandhi toppled an empire with civil disobedience? May be time to dust that one off…

Finally some good news.

How long before trump EOs the ADA out of existence?

GMC Yukon McKinley just doesn’t have the same ring.

The Gulf of America is this generation’s Freedom Fries.

The change is happening. When I was typing a message that had “think about taking…” the auto suggestion for the next word was “ivermectin”. WTAF?!?

Thank goodness Tik-tok is gone. Now our teenaged girls can’t share national security secrets anymore!

Leon: We blew up starship again. Stockholders: TAKE MORE OF OUR MONEY!!!