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My name is Stephen (he/him) - I make comics sometimes! đź“ŤNew Zealand | stephencomic.com
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Can’t be fucked? yeah I bet u can’t u frikken incel, hahaha gottem

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please O kind and loving God, let me win the lottery + also bring swift death to my enemies, amen

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Trying to envision the exact opposite of what is happening, an uncontrollable Dem administration that wantonly passes universal healthcare and climate legislation all in violation of the Constitution, and no one can stop them.

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crazy that the US is sliding into a dictatorship (complete with secret police snatching people off the street + sending them to camps overseas) and the tone of many articles is basically “silly trump, he’s back at it again 🤷‍♂️”

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I’m not changing my name because of some silly internet joke. Bofa Mindgoblin was my father’s name, and his father’s before him.

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my body is filled with trillions of bacteria, living and dying in an endless cycle that allows me to worry about things for yet another day

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“It’s me, hi, I’m the problem it’s me” - Homo sapiens sapiens

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My dog doesn’t know about billionaires, and I think that’s beautiful

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cavemen had a rough existence, but… they didn’t have to deal with the exquisite torture of being ONE lucky lottery ticket away from a life without meaningless toil

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SUMMER BREAK, WOO!!!! (it’s not summer) (i’m not on a break) (i’m 38 years old)

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Zendaya is Meetchee McConnell

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ehhehehehehh im a nasty little sex goblin, im doin all kinds of weird stuff and aint nobody can stop me

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I just need somebody to hold my hand and feed me raw leeks

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when you swim in loose trunks, and an eel shocks your junk, that’s a moray

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

DA POCALYPSE - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

first name Milky, last name Creamer. If you want to fuck me… join the queue

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the REAL shithole country was inside us the whole time đź’«

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I am a machine, intelligently designed by God, for the express purpose of sweating too much in any given situation

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

hey chatGPT, please destroy my economy absolutely wreck my financial bussy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

how does everything keep getting worse somebody (not me) should do something to fix things (not me)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

rise, O children of liberty, and take control, snatch the reins from those who debate your personhood, from crumbling church and senate floor

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Nicorette is a lovely name for a baby girl

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haters will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

call my junk Bacon and Eggs, because that thing flat + streaky

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*seeing ONE other player in a forced-always-online game that I’ve been playing solo for 30 hours* dang it, i was enjoying this

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Pope Brayden the 1st

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are they called cheetos because they look exactly like toes? p.s. I have normal human toes

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

um, actually, Prometheus had the original “hot take” 🤓📖

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

R.I.P WEB SIGHTS - dashare.zone ADMIN

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

body modification, but it’s just one of those star-shaped playdoh extruders surgically attached to my butt

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

“nose hair trimmer”? What, are you too good for a set of pliers??

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

cheese curds will kill me, and I will welcome the void with open arms and a clogged heart

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

genuine goochy bag, great price đź‘Ś

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“I’m easy like Monday morning” - an excerpt from my upcoming sci-fi romance thriller, which takes place in an alternate reality where Monday is the last day of the weekend

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

babies are low key embarrassing tbh, like, control your volume bro

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

“Transfusion”? Like… some kind of trans Voltron??

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Sharks Lego For Dogs Money Please

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

“more like Felon Musk”!! I did it, I fixed the USA, you’re welcome everyone

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hogs in Slop: A Sexual Memoir

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

A disappointing vegetarian hotdog alternative for the Big Game? Mustard on that beet, bro (mustaaard).

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Injured my thumb/wrist by playing Diablo 4 too much, and now I’m wearing a support brace. Truly, my 40s are approaching 🦾

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

“Rectum? Damn near killed him!” This has been a Public Service Announcement about the dangers of rectal cancer, stay safe out there

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

you can’t polish a turd, but you can shape one like play-doh if you’re nasty enough

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments