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Are we gonna have to pay tariffs on Boards of Canada?

This is so out of touch you kinda have to laugh. "Move away from the dominance of small dollar donors"? Yeah, small dollar donors are the problem. Harris started on a rocket ship of small dollar enthusiasm. Her campaign fell apart when she started listening to these clowns www.politico.com/playbook

Planting trees is such a net benefit to everyone and everything.

"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...

Vance has these really practiced hand gestures here that just make it seem like a reaction he had ready to pull out at any moment, and he found the moment. Same with Trump and his yelling and posturing. It’s trashy reality TV.

The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds

Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:

Complete batshit lunacy on the president's Truth Social account. Yes, he really posted this.

I thought about this last Summer when my kid broke his arm and they had to put him on a ketamine drip. I was like, “damn, Elon just takes this shit every day recreationally.”

Happy birthday to W. E. B. Du Bois, who when he mused about whether the civilization of the United States was “Christian” had this to say:

Southwest Airlines' website (1995)

The Four Horse's Asses of the Apocalypse.

“Hello, I will now lecture you on what true manliness is.”

I’m rooting for the ketamine

Trumpists will continue to be furious at any dissent no matter how much power they steal. That’s because the administration is premised on pathological insecurity. They’re shitty people, they know it, and they will never stop resenting being seen as shitty people.

People often assume the emotions associated with cruelty are hatred and anger, but it’s actually pleasure and joy. Fascists relish their cruelty. They roll it around on their tongue like a mouthful of full-bodied wine. They laugh as they harm.

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

I love wearing a baseball hat — almost all the time. I wouldn’t wear one in the fucking Oval Office though

Using his kid as a prop to make people go easier on him.

Sports are cool and I like football but the NFL is so far up its own ass with these endless pre-game videos

Somehow in all of this, Chuck Schumer is making me the most mad

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

Fuck all of this

Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.

I wanna say something I can’t say

Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3D (1998)

If Jesus came back today, and delivered the same message he did back then, the Christian Right would absolutely crucify him again.

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