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Friendly neighborhood Nuyorican. Writer, editor, and filmmaker. stephstraub.com
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Of course hochul won't boot Adams, because that would require her to do something

My dad has all his voice assistants on his phone as male bc he said it "feels like cheating" meanwhile I'm like "who got the hottest voice"

No one trying to impress Jodie foster these days huh

How does Hakeem Jeffries have a job? If I had that stage presence I'd quit any public facing job, even if it were barista and I needed the money

This mf got me rooting for hochul do you know how many layers of enemy of my enemy I have to perform in my head

Blocking shit libs on here the way I block right wingers, like no, I don't wanna know what mark cuban thinks on any platform

Seen two couples arguing on Valentine's Day like call it, man y'all not making it to your anniversary

Got a misspelled Reagan quote on some presenter's slide I'm so cooked fam

Me to doc: ay so I pulled my groin working out so maybe a referral for PT or something Doc: these things are likely to happen while overweight Me: yeah and I hear working out is supposed to help lose weight, which I can't do rn

Breaking: Mitch McConnell

Boutta blast sunbather on the church speakers and send these old MFS to allah

Natural remedies

Can't believe the writer of "I definitely abuse women and have a fetish" abused women and had a fetish

give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head

Listened to the new Ethel Cain the way god intended (headphones on at a tech church job during a prayer service)

Jamie Lee Curtis "shut the fuck up and don't ruin your good graces in your remaining years" challenge: impossible

Taking a date to Jeanne dielman and telling them nothing about the movie

To all news today

Sweet chick had general tso's chicken and waffles and I think about it once a day

Just walking at my NY pace got me to 150 heart points

Lmao shout-out to this legend at the church altar