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Family lawyer, I love my cat, scary books and horror movies. Knitting, needlework, travelling and being a thorn in the side of my enemies.
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@premeemohamed.com went to the Victoria Bug Zoo yesterday and met Loki, the Thorny Devil. Thought she may be relevant to your interests.

I’m at the stage of cleaning my home before company comes where I wonder if it’s just more authentic for them to see me in my natural state

F E E T

I hurt both legs but only have one ice pack -The StephyW Story

I switched to my spring/summer perfume today out of sheer delusional optimism

I always forget that Adam Scott is in Hellraiser: Bloodline. Please do not ask me why I have had multiple viewings of Hellraiser: Bloodline.

Now that the Bay is going out of business, I guess I’ll never know what it’s like to be in one that has all of its escalators functioning at the same time.

Oh man, Godzilla Minus One rules so hard

Hello coffee, my old friend, You’ve dripped on my shirt again, Because your liquid slowly leakin’, Left a mark while I was sippin’, And the liquid that became a big brown stain, Still remains, Here on my blouse, it’s coffee

I am 40, and yesterday I walked to and around the mall in shoes without proper arch or heel support. I fear I may never recover.

Okay, that’s enough with the earthquakes. There’s enough going on already.

Ring Shout is so great.

Part of me thinks that there could be no greater power move than buying a pair of tabi-style boots and wearing them to court. Imagine, I trot in to the courtroom on cloven hooves to ask for unequal property division.

Spend your Valentine’s Day watching the archived webcasts of the #SCC hearings on the tort of family violence, like all the coolest people you know are doing www.scc-csc.ca/cases-dossie...

The further, further amended, amended Notice of Family Claim

If I had a quarter for every time a Doctor told me I definitely did not have a blood clot when I absolutely did, I’d have 50 cents. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s incredibly annoying that it’s happened twice.

There were so many cats in #Nosferatu and only Willem Dafoe seemed to care????

I am truly shocked by how quickly practising #familylaw has made me cynical about the legal system. My capacity for disappointment is at an all time high.

This just came up on my TikTok and I have never felt more CURTAIN FOR ZOOSHA? …I have to go lie down for a while.

TIRED: finally connecting all the dots and legal issues on a complex file. WIRED: doing the above but shouting “I JUST CRACKED THE CASE WIDE OPEN!”

This is my cat…making me feel guilty about eating dinner instead of playing with her

Gonzo the Great would go crazy for this.

Cute dude, with a cute dog, having a coffee outside the good bakery and reading Aristotle? I know a fae trap when I see one.

Like…you aren’t special, crows.

one condescending email away from filling my pockets full of rocks and walking into the sea while laying unbreakable curses on everyone who has ever mildly inconvenienced me

Behold, a cat who forced me to move my mattress, lift the slats on the bed, turnover a chair and my couch to catch her and get her to the vet this morning. Not an ounce of remorse.

Now that I’m here, I’m gonna restart my list of #horrormovies that I like