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got other creative interests lined up so this sterling gimmick has run its course Appreciate all the new friends and fun interactions. You all take care!

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Yea hi. My name is Sterling and I'm only here because the bride needed someone to stand in her wedding. If you don't like my jeans you can suck on these toes. I also fucked the bride. Very recently. Forever in blue jeans, sucker.

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Must have been a brave little toaster to not only withstand the mad ravings of a lunatic but also fight back. Bravo toaster, bravo. Forever in blue jeans, Kit.

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What the devil is this fresh hell? 33 minutes? I've lasted longer. Forever in blue jeans, doc.

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I opened my garage closet. I call it that because it was once a closet butt now it is a garage. It's where all my jeans that make my butt look good and firm reside. I walked in and half my jeans were missing. More continue to disappear. Is this it for me? Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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My bad. I will tone down the sexiness. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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She always wore acid washed jeans and mocked me. So when I got older I had her committed to an insane asylum. I took her jeans, wore them, and sent her this video. Take that Aunt Acid. Forever in blue jeans, babe!

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The blue jeans are making me thirsty. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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If you have any digestive issues might I recommend an antacid. Not to be confused with that vicious women from my youth, Aunt Acid. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS, BABE

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Boy don't I! I've got a walk in closet full of jeans. And a basement full of Genes. Wait, what? One thing that never wears out is my diamonds. They are forever. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Huh? Oh shoot I hadn't even noticed it in the picture. Forever in blue jeans, kit!

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Correction: Jeans will never wear you. Forever in blue jeans, doc.

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If you want to look this good. *performs seductive yet classy spin* Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Yes? That's me. See? Told you I'm famous. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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I am famous. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Is that what gg means? I'm trying to catch up on this hip new lingo. Forever in blue jeans, doc.

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What you talking about, Kit? These jeans are not gross. They are the opposite of gross. They are clean. Clean jeans. Forever in blue jeans, babe!

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I'm right here. Just me and my jeans. Posse enroute. Forever in blue jeans, doc.

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It may be cold outside But it's heating up underneath these pants. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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I'm hearing there's evidence to the contrary. Hmmm Forever in blue jeans, doc.

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You shouldn't read my blueskeets while walking. They are too entertaining. You might hurt yourself. Hope you're wearing jeans. Forever in blue jeans, doc!

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This would never happen in a pair of jeans. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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That'd be quite the mental tilt-a-whirl. Creating a hall filled with illusions. But I'm all for a comedic comeback. Especially when it comes to clowns who aren't killer and definitely aren't from outer space. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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I've heard about the Victorian Rat Incident of 2007. Tragic what happened there. You and your clown troupe have my condolences. The only mating that I get done is between me and whatever woman is lucky enough to feel these jeans. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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You can't kill what you can't touch and these diamonds are protected behind and impenetrable layer of sturdy denim. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Someone dm'd me last night asking me what my fetish is. Kinda caught me off guard. But I'll go ahead and announce it. My fetish is playing hungry hungry hippos with gloves on. And jeans, of course. Forever in blue jeans, babe!

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Okay but what is your opinion on horny rats? Forever in blue jeans, kit.

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I don't know. Are you going to look at me like that when you eat it? Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Juice can do that. I think you need to detox with a nice martini. But give me the olives. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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trapped in a labyrinth of horny rats? pursued by a menacing sasquatch hell bent on reading you Ulysses by James Joyce? you need a diamond, that's what.

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Did you save the juice? Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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A yellow outfit. How apropos. Forever in blue jeans, babe!

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It's too early for YOU Forever in blue jeans, doc

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Those jeans look pretty baggy, miss piss. Need to fill em up. Fill em up with some protection. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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My diamonds belong to me. But my jeans? They belong to @vickystone101.bsky.social Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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I once shared a cigar with a depressed hitman. He said the only thing keeping him going was death. He was extremely dedicated to his job. In fact, when I asked if he'd ever thought about ending his own life he said he would never work for free. A man of principle. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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Alright ya twisted my leg. Let's just say Mount Luxford erupted underneath the denim sky. It's tough to maintain order when describing how amazing I am. I'm sure you know the feeling. Forever in blue jeans, babe.

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I don't do dares. Double dares, sure.

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I am a Luxford. Luxury you can afford. Hard as a diamond. Timeless. Owner of a sterling reputation. I am simply the best... shit I think I just ruined my jeans.

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Well you see the thing about diamonds is its all about the build. The anticipation. You can spoil the surprise too soon. Gotta let it build up and then BAM An experience you'll never forget. The pain of anticipating is worth it. Forever in blue jeans, babe

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