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steveblair.bsky.social
NI comedy writer for TV, Radio, Stage, and Print. The Now Show, The Skewer, DMs Are Open, Breaking the News, NewsThump... Also do some stand-up, but mostly I sit down. Own eyebrows. East Neuk of Fife
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Apparently the correct term is actually school nurse but I think it’s just nit picking really.

I've sent this email to my MP after doing the public consultation on AI, not sure it will do much but I would encourage anyone else in a similar situation to do the same

After YEARS of searching, I finally tracked down the artist behind the greatest Christmas cards ever. thecomedyloser.com/2020/12/12/c...

First time I’ve ever roasted chestnuts on an open fire. Not euphemism. Has everyone else done this already?

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‼️😱👻SPECIAL PODCAST ANNOUNCEMENT 👻😱‼️ Tomorrow, for Friday the 13th, I have a spooky Christmas treat for you…a BRAND NEW episode of Uncanny, where I’ll be taking Phil from our classic case ‘Don’t Sleep In This House’ back to where it all happened…LUIBEILT😱😱😱 Who’s excited? 😱👻

Cheese! By the superb @thisisdouch.bsky.social OUT TODAY! Grab yourself a copy!

Have just found an audio of @bellamackie.bsky.social ‘s wonderful How to Kill Your Family on @bbcsounds.bsky.social get it in your ears! www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Something funny what I wrote on BBC Radio Scotland’s Breaking the News. On BBC Sounds now and repeated tomorrow on air. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Two years ago. One day this place will have the same magic.

The young lad (10) and I have decided to do a Sitcom Christmas Episode Advent calendar this year. We began with Dad’s Army 1971 today. Any suggestions for lesser known eps gratefully received.

Here I am on the blue planet. Looking for fellow writers, artists, eco-worriers in my circle (& those I don’t know yet) who made it out alive when the Twittership combusted. I’ve never felt as supported by a creative community as I did before the Xplosion. Let’s regroup hug & continue the party.

This is going to piss a lot of men off, but ignore them, too!

10 year old son back from a week at outdoor centre with school. Harsh winter conditions, learning new skills, and longest time away from him alone. But his proudest moment was for his teamwork in securing the award for “Smelliest Dorm”.

I can’t believe I’ve so few followers compared to Twitter when I’m posting stuff on the forward bow of the good ship Zeitgeist like this.

Probably the only time I was grateful for a MTG tweet.

How many times per day do you think dogs wish they had hands?

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Your move, rocket scientists.

On reflection, in recent months on Twitter I’ve felt like I’ve been grinding out poor jokes as a sort of duty. But this is like a fresh start. I can now grind out poor jokes as a sort of duty here.

Pick your splash 💦 😈

Seasick Steve is on tour! Don’t want to miss the show, so I’ve sent him these.

Still trying to work out how to use this app. Is there an equivalent of 'trending' tab? Am I doing it wrong?

The Box of Delights is being repeated on BBC4 from Saturday 7th December, kicking off at 7pm with a Renny Rye Remembers... intro.

Hoping to reconnect with the #UncannyCommunity bods from the bad place x