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“I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things” - T Waits
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Oz Perkins’ THE MONKEY is the best horror comedy since SHAWN OF THE DEAD. Gross, over the top and disturbingly funny, Perkins clearly was having the time of his life. No further questions at this time.

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This flagpole is brought to you by Tampax brand tampons. Tampax: When You’re Feeling More Red Than White & Blue.

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@crobertcargill.bsky.social finally caught up with THE GORGE - what a treat. Intense, exciting, even a little romantic - such a great escape from the trash fire that is the world right now.

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@svengoolieofficial.bsky.social I’ll have you know that it is because of “Sssssss!” That I’m deathly afraid of snakes and Dirk Benedict.

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Let me be the first to welcome back polio, TB, and Grocer’s Itch.

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The fact that the NFL bowed the knee to that orange buffoon because they’re afraid to upset his delicate sensibility regarding racism shows just how pathetic the league has become.

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There’s an epidemic currently running amok. According to every other commercial airing right now, we are being overrrun by stink crotch. If you have stink crotch, which I guess we all do, don’t worry, there’s all kinds of sprays available. For the love of god, people, don’t succumb to stink crotch.

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I’m guessing one of the big downsides of an orgy is the humidity.

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What do we have to do to get a lavish Broadway musical production of “Barb & Star Go To Vista Del Mar”? Clearly the showstopper would be “Taking Our Shots with Tangerine Culottes”. @mattsinger.bsky.social, can you make this magic happen?

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I woke up today to find my baby boy suddenly became a teenager, and I have never felt older and more unprepared in my entire life.

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Look, I’m an ugly dude, but RFK Jr’s face looks like it’s in a constant state of pixilation.

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You can tell which writer is in trouble by the number of their books that suddenly appear at Goodwill. Neil Gaiman, welcome to the $1.99 bluetag sale.

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Folks, I believe Musk accidentally made a Nazi salute. It really could happen to anyone. In fact, earlier today, I spontaneously started to goosestep and took over Poland.

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