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Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 6-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast. #VegasTags every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGames
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I used to live next door to the Gallaghers, and my kids got upset when the ball landed in their garden last week. I assured them... “Today, is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you”.

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Paul Weller is teaming up with the Wombles. They’re going underground. #LunchPun

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I’ve got a job singing “Jolene” while I separate Barbie’s hair into 2 sections. I’m dolly parting. #LunchPun

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

#AddCelebBookOrSongToTouristAttraction Stevie Vegas Strip

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

#AddCelebBookOrSongToTouristAttraction KEEP GOING! * Walton Towers * Leaning Tower of Peters Please join in, have fun, be nice and give each other a follow/repost/like. #VegasTags takes place every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGame #HashtagGames

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

* HASHTAG GAME FROM STEVIE VEGAS * #AddCelebBookOrSongToTouristAttraction • Mount Geoffrey Rushmore • The Alton’s Please join in, have fun, be nice and give each other a follow/repost/like. #VegasTags takes place every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGame #HashtagGames

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Got a new job delivering Chupa Chups. I’m a lolly driver. #LunchPun

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not making it up. My mate genuinely sells houses. He’s a real Estate Agent. #LunchPun

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Ray’s The Titanic. #BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShow

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

* HASHTAG GAME FROM STEVIE VEGAS * #BoysNameAMovieSongBookTVShow EXAMPLES: Jack to the Future Dr Noah They Think It’s Oliver Please join in, have fun, be nice and give each other a follow/repost/like. #VegasTags takes place every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGame #HashtagGames

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The Doctor didn’t make it in time to save Nicholas, as he went the see Nick route. #LunchPun

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The footballer was reprimanded for playing a game in the middle of a warzone. He gave the ball away in a really bad area. #LunchPun

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The wizard helped me to ignore the red Teletubby with his magic Po shun. #LunchPun

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Jackson found guilty of stealing fruit and blending them into a drink. He’s a smoothie criminal. #LunchPun

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

When they fired me from my job with the Cats Protection League, they threw me out the top floor window. Don’t worry, I always land on my feet…

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Edible forklift trucks. They are more pallet able.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Why would the King’s guards be useless at delivering the Royal Mail? They aren’t allowed to leave their post. #LunchPun

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

* HASHTAG GAME FROM STEVIE VEGAS * #KitchenACelebMovieSongBookTVShow • The Grater Escape • In-Sync • Reece With a Spoon • Danny Boiler Please join in, have fun, be nice and follow/repost/like. #VegasTags takes place every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGame #HashtagGames

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I took my dance partner down the speaker aisle at my local music shop. “Past a dolby?” “No, we did the foxtrot” #LunchPun

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

An 80s singer is helping me work out the problems with my software coding. It’s Chris debug.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

#SportASongCelebFilmorTVShow KEEP GOING!! • Equestrian of Sport • Hey Judo Please join in, have fun, be nice and give each other a follow/repost/like. #VegasTags takes place every Tues/Thurs @ 3pm UK / 10am ET. #HashtagGame #HashtagGames

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

#SportASongCelebFilmorTVShow Kick Dastardly and Putt-ley

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments