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steven1detroit.bsky.social
Formerly Ask the Experts on Twitter
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Out of my mind in 3...2...1 kill me. Every day... every fucking day. Sorry. Coping mechanisms.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

@aoc.bsky.social Fight the good Fight. Kick ass. We can't count on your peers. I wish you the best..

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Hedge Funds are shorting the market under 🍊. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I apologize if I don't social media correctly. I'm a Rockstar bartender and I don't always get that right either. I don't mind offending. I just don't want to do it accendiantly.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Some of my favorite moments in life is when I wake up and google 'what day is today?' The rest is wishing for a stray bullet to my head. Weird there's not much between.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Because I have options, for which I'm totally grateful... It looks like I'm getting diabetes for Christmas! Sorry. Bout to get down.

submitted 65 days ago • 1 comment

Shithurtsdoughnut. Adjective? Don't it? Yes. Yes it does.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

My first inkling that blow and porn has ruined me is when I'm channel surfing and am totally let down when I click on the Bone Collector.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Every Thanksgiving Eve, I wonder how much more I can tend bar. This time, I'm not sleeping on a pool table. To my young coworkers... Lions game at 12? It's your turn. Kill me.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" "Sir, this is a library." *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."

submitted 103 days ago • 24 comments

I am a lumberjack short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout. Mixing nursery rhymes while doing mind numbing yard work comes in second only to Christmas songs.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

It’s hard to put the vibe of the last two weeks into words but basically it feels like my canary didn’t even survive the car ride to the mine

submitted 102 days ago • 11 comments

I'm here because Elon ruined Twitter. Back then, it was, 'Ask the Experts' now it's just me with little left to say. However, I do like to follow smarter people than me.

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment