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Finally joining the 21st century and getting rid of my landline phone.

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When you need to go to work but...

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I had leftover kielbasa in the fridge, so I am making a kielbasa stir fry with fresh peppers, mushrooms, zucchini, pasta, and sauce.

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Well, there goes the neighborhood. The dealers are back at their corners, pushing cookies on people.

Stormcloud must be done being mad at me (for reasons only she knows). #cats

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My official colonoscopy biopsy results are back, and they found no cancer. One less health problem to worry about for a few years.

Hmm...for the first time in years, I don't owe taxes and am getting a refund. I think I am going to keep some money aside in case I made a mistake.

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I am getting very tired of these negative windchills.

Not only did Stormcloud want to play tonight, she picked up her cat toy and carried it to the other side of the house because she wanted my daughter to play with her.

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I now know what a penguin feels like.

Dad advice: Most of the reason we feel self-conscious is there are multiple industries with financial incentive to convince us we aren't good enough. Compliments and kind words to go a long way toward fighting back against that.

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Negative 18 windchill? Thank God it's President's Day and the office is closed.

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Oops, I sneezed and woke them up. #cats

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Cleared my snow twice. Helped the neighbor clear her driveway and then dug my mom out. Not bad for pushing 50 and needing to lose a few pounds.

fyi if you buy me a coffee, you're officially a gorgeous flower. ^-^ ko-fi.com/rjcrunden

On the bright side, shoveling snow is cheaper than a gym membership.

One of the nice things about living in the Midwest is there's usually one neighbor who will use their snowblower on everyone's sidewalks just because they are out there anyway.

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Dad advice: Don't assume there are no longer good people in the world. Instead, assume those people don't get the same press coverage.

My wife had the day off today, so I met her at lunch for Chinese. Since it was Valentine's Day, one of the owners brought this out for us.