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I'm just a complete car crash!!.. Up for a laugh and banter.. You can follow me on Twitter (X) @steve_scooby if you so wish!!
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I dont understand rugby... too many rules!!

submitted 145 days ago • 1 comment

Mark Knopfler had a relative who died and left him some things in his will. A French impressionist painting and a poultry farm. Guess you could say he got Monet for nothing and his chicks for free.

submitted 148 days ago • 1 comment

Top Tip:- Start every phone call with “My phone is about to die”, that way you can hang up whenever they start to bore you.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

David Moyes has promised fans of Everton that they will be in a major European competition next year... even if he has to write the song himself.

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

C'mon Rangers... this is borderline depressing!!

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

What a game in Paris.... City defence have been awful!!... thought PSG were going to bottle it when they went 2-0 down... Oh how wrong was I!!

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

My friend was injured recently when someone threw a bunch of herbs in his face. He’s now registered as being parsley sighted.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

I find it ironic that the colours red, white, and blue stand for freedom. Until they are flashing behind you..

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

Today I attended a training course to learn about the most effective way of creating tunnels. It was boring.

submitted 156 days ago • 1 comment

When we were kids, my brother always grabbed the lion's share of everything. Eventually it just snapped and mauled him to death.

submitted 198 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Birthday to meeeeee!!!.... Am definitely not going to get any better with age... I recon I could get worse!! ha ha ha!!

submitted 199 days ago • 2 comments

😂😂😂

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What's the difference between my bank account and my testicles? My girlfriend is very fond of draining my bank account.

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

A little girl says to her mummy, "Look mummy I've written my letter to satan. " "Haha, " said her mum, "yes sweetheart but you mean Santa," "FUCK YOU CUNTING WHORE OF BABYLON, I KNOW WHO I MEAN, " she replied.

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So another year older tomorrow... to be fair I am surprised I have made it to this age with all the shenanigans I used to get up to in my younger years!!

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

is Polynesia -- memory loss in parrots!!!

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever said nothing's impossible has obviously never tried stapling jelly to a tree.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

If my dad was still around.. Today would have been his 100th birthday. Happy Heavenly Birthday dad. 💔💔

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

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A teacher asks her class "Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend?" Little Paddy raises his hand and says "Yes Miss, it's Trudy Glen." "No Paddy, the answer is Maid Marion." "But Miss, what about the song? Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen."

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

Why are people so slow and unorganised when at the till... 15 minutes later, someone was getting all flustered and was flapping around not having a clue what they were doing, I would understand if it was a pensioner!!.. I hate shopping with a vengeance!!

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

HAPPY ST ANDREWS DAY TEAM!!

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🎶Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me🎶

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Christmas music on the radio already.. it's not even December yet ffs!!

submitted 209 days ago • 1 comment