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🌻 Dad and chocolate, beer & wine lover, Green Party, Saints RFC supporter & whippet owner. Posts are my own and the meek shall inherit the earth.
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“I've been on a chair lookin' for a couch And I've been on a couch lookin' for a bed... Lookin' for a bedLookin' for my, my... My right hand, my right hand man” sand Bruno. “Ah some Joan Osborne, cool” I replied. “Yes, you’re my right hand man, now give me a treat!” Replied Bruno. How could I refuse

“Gimme that treat!” Barked Bruno.

“I was out with my brother Broun this morning. He doesn’t like the dark so we had to wait until the sun was up which was ok as it meant I got to stay longer in my comfy warm bed!” Grinned Bruno.

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“Hello Mr Horse you look happy” said Bruno. “Yes it’s Roana’s 46th birthday. She’s the oldest of us in the UK” relied the Horse. Bruno said “well, I’m the oldest whippet in our house” and off the horse galloped laughing at Bruno’s wit.

Trump lies fact-checked. The worst lie is that Europe has given less aid the the USA, Europe has given billions more in aid than the USA.

“Some days I don’t chase ‘em” announced Bruno.

“On my way back after a tiring but fun run about with my brother Bnoru” said Bruno.

“I dreamt I was at a karaoke last night and ended up singing an old disco hit” said Bruno. “Oh yeah” I muttered. “At first I was afraid, I was petrified!” He laughed.

“I stumbled upon a top-secret fairy hideout… but they forgot to install a doggy door! Investigation ongoing, treats requested as payment.” Said Bruno.

“Hey Bruno! Can you hear Tubular Bells?” I shouted to him. “No, it’s just my cold field” he shouted back, laughing heartily.

“Out with my sister Bronu this morning” said Bruno. “We’ve always been close, but remember, I am the fastest!” “I think you mean fattest!” Laughed Bronu.

School culture is not created by a laminated vision statement, a slogan or even policies, but it is created by what everyone does everyday.

“Ah yes, another fine expedition into the wilderness. My hooman insists it’s ‘just a walk,’ but clearly, I’m on a grand adventure… possibly to find the world’s biggest snack!”

“Ugh, Mondays… Why must I descend these stairs before my morning biscuits?” Yawned Bruno.

“Out once more with my brothers Norub and Buron” said Bruno. “They’re the complete opposite of one another and I’m the fastest”.

“You know, I told you we should take a shortcut on our walk this morning… Now we’re in a horror movie. If I hear one twig snap, I’m running—good luck keeping up!” Announced Bruno.

“They call me Bruno, the lone light in the darkness. The humans think I’m just a dog with a red collar, but really, I’m a traveler, a seeker of mysteries. That big, silent beast by the old tower? I think he knows something. Maybe he guards the secrets of the past… or maybe he’s just waiting.”

“Never ask your wife where she wants to eat. Ask her, “Guess where I'm taking you!?”” Said Bruno. He went on, “and whatever she says is where you go.” How I laughed. “Follow me for more marriage and relationship advice.” He added with a smile. 😂

“See, it’s green light for go!” I told Bruno. “Yes, back to my warm and comfy bed!” He came back. #whippet

“C’mon! Time to go!” I said to Bruno. “Well red light means stop! Stop here and go back to my comfy bed!” He replied hopefully. Off we went, intrepid explorers of the early hour.

“I got Chloe a broken drum for her 16th birthday yesterday!” Bruno told me. “Oh” I replied a little perplexed. “You just can’t beat it!” He smiled 😁

Happy MLK Jr. Day, my friends. In 1968, Dr. King spoke the following words, which are equally true today: "The nation is sick. Trouble is in the land; confusion all around.... But I know, somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars." We must find & feed the points of light.

“Amid the quiet whispers of the woods, I stand as a reminder of life’s simplicity—finding wonder in stillness and purpose in presence. Nature speaks to those who pause long enough to listen.” Declared Bruno wandering off to roll in Lord knows what.

I told Bruno “I’m thinking of buying a fish”. “Do you want and aquarium?” He asked. “I don’t really care what star sign it is” I replied. Bruno rolled his eyes 🙄😂😆

“Good morning!” Said the horse. “Good heavens!” Exclaimed Bruno. “A talking horse!” 😂

“Not many people know this but I once had a conversation with a dolphin.” Said Bruno. “Oh” I replied wondering what was coming next. “We just clicked.” He laughed 😂

“Two souls, one light, and infinite darkness—my human and I embark on our 6 a.m. pilgrimage to the woods. Who needs sleep when the mysteries of the pre-dawn call (and a whippet insists)?” Proclaimed Bruno.

“You’re bald yet you still own a comb?” Bruno asked me. “I know” I replied, “I just can’t part with it!”

“I see Liz Truss has sent Keir Starmer a cease and desist letter demanding he stops claiming she crashed the economy.” I told Bruno. “Yes, she’s also sent a letter to Tesco demanding they stop selling lettuces.” He replied. How we laughed! 😂

“Well, it certainly was icy and slippy out there this morning!” I said to Bruno. “Yes, we were like Torville and Dean!” He added, “though I was Dean to your Torville” he went on. “What a load of Boléro!” I laughed.

“I had a happy childhood” I told Bruno, “My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills.” “I bet those were Goodyears.” He laughed back at me.

“Out with my brother Norub this morning, chasing my frisbee” said Bruno. “Norub is so called because he doesn’t like being rubbed” added Bruno. Norub just rolled his eyes.

“The only gift I got for Christmas was a pack of sticky playing cards.” Said Bruno. “I'm having a hard time dealing with this...”.

“Merry Christmas” said Bruno. “Now throw me that ball then give me that treat! Though not necessarily in that order.”

“When you’re forced to be festive but you’re really just here for the treats. 🦌🎄” said Bruno.

Today is Christmas Eve Eve

“I see mummy just found out I replaced her bed with a trampoline.” I told Bruno. “I bet she hit the roof.” He replied laughing 😆 😂😅😁🐾

“Can you all please stop asking santa for the perfect dog!” Said Bruno. “I nearly got kidnapped 3 times yesterday!” 😂

“Under the moon’s eternal gaze, I carry my own little star — a reminder that even the smallest light can hold its own in the vast darkness.” Said Bruno philosophically.