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Faster than a rocket scientist, smarter than an Olympian
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A million valid criticisms, and I keep coming back to their north star metric: efficiency. Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.

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I’d say we had a good run, but did we?

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The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period. www.instagram.com/p/DGLxMKbyKw...

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I’ve unplugged my refrigerator. This change will save $30 a month effective immediately.

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Pick a hill to die on, or you’ll die in the valleys.

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“That’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” said the Democrats, about every hill.

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One thing is for sure about the teams building this generation of AI agents: They all hate booking dinner reservations.

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LinkedIn getting weird

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Empirically there is very little to feel optimistic about right now. And yet

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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

submitted 79 days ago • 266 comments

embarrassed to admit that I don’t know where to find the oat’s nipple

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Model is 6’ 7” wearing size M

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…also that the “normal” one is the one you’d be apologizing to

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keeping your own blood slightly past when you’re eligible to donate again makes you a grinch!

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This piece of mine, my only meaningful work of erasure really, has had a long life. People write to me about it all the time. It's an erasure of a page of the application to become a naturalized US citizen; I made it in 2017 and it's feeling relevant again

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It’s 1992. I’m 7. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2000. I’m 15. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2016. I’m 31. A man 39 years older than me is elected president. It’s 2020. I’m 35. A man 43 years older than me is elected president. It's 2024...

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you can’t even call people boils and ghouls anymore bc of woke

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So, who is everyone voting for?

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of the 5 day workweek we should call it the 2 day family week.

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Hello poetry enthusiasts of bluesky! Together with my friends at Birds LLC and After Hours Editions, I'm doing a fundraiser for hurricane relief in my dear Western NC. For every donation of $30 to one of these local orgs, you get a poetry book from one of our friends. Details at poets.fund

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Omfg

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Helene has absolutely devastated WNC. I was in NYC for Sandy, and this has been scarier. We tried getting the kids out this morning as suggested by our power coop, but got turned around on the highway because “the bridge collapsed.” Finally saw a pic tonight:

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oh great DEI in the cereal aisle!

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me: I could set the coffee maker right now before bed to make my morning easier… also me:

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Die a slacker or live long enough to see yourself become ambitious

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“I’ve never seen a clown be a bad guy!?” - Clara, our 4 year old, proving that there is indeed a first time for everything

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By far the worst take I’ve ever seen from The Verge. Understand everyone’s gotta get paid and you gotta do your share of clickbait but… “deceptively trims” in a headline, when the “news” is they screenshotted the top half (non-self-promo) part of a tweet! Holy shit irresponsible journalism!

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Many people ask me the most tiring thing about having children, and it’s definitely all the parenting.

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one person tweeting about a celebrity you love: aww! three+ people tweeting about a celebrity you love: oh no!

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Take a hike walked so touch grass could run.

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Bothered. Dry. Sad. Out of My Lane. Distracted. Withering.

submitted 253 days ago • 0 comments

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Vegan jerky $3,600 Utility $150 my family is doing good actually

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People are always complaining about the price of childcare, so here’s a little pro-tip to help you get the most bang for your buck: have really annoying children.

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As a parent it’s much easier to appreciate the idea that every day is a gift, because most gifts are just extra bullshit you have to deal with.

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You know that feeling when you’ve made it to a new level in a videogame and you’re like, “I don’t know what the hell to do here, I’ve never made it this far before…” That’s what every day of living is like.

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I feel like I could make Bandit laugh.

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Age ain’t nothing but a number! An ever-increasing number. If it gets too big you die.

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World Central Kitchen has shared the identities of the seven aid workers killed by Israeli forces.

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congress: oh hey you’re back an hour early dst inventor: time’s haunted congress: what? dst inventor: *loading a pistol and changing clocks* time’s haunted

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I’m sorry, is the easter egg hidden in this emoji widely known? 📝

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