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stewdippin.bsky.social
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I realize that I need to share with people things my child does that infuriates me because the moment I type it out, it’s immediately ridiculous and diffuses the tension I have: The child: Daddy if you don’t give me a donut, you’re not going to be my best friend anymore.

submitted 781 days ago • 0 comments

Alright, it’s original song time again! I asked you for everyday problems to write jingles about… @tiamarie.bsky.social requested one about going to the bathroom and realizing there is no TP I didn’t write a jingle, though… it came out as a 90’s RnB song ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

submitted 782 days ago • 9 comments

Watching the Food Network on mute and coming up with my own commentary and I’m never going back.

submitted 788 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone figured out what to do with your hands while taking pictures? I’ve got: Hand in pockets the ring hold and hand in hand

submitted 790 days ago • 0 comments

It’s been so long since I’ve been active on a social media platform that I actively know I’m procrastinating if I’m on here 😅 welp

submitted 791 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could stop putting so much effort I put into rehearsing arguments that I will 100% never have.

submitted 791 days ago • 1 comment

I’m counting with my child and after counting up to 19 he then said 10-teen, and I didn’t correct him because he’s 100% not wrong.

submitted 792 days ago • 0 comments