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A disaster disguised as a human
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Snape is an incel

I just renewed my registration online using apple pay? What a time to be alive

Do you sometimes just realize youre stupid?

Thinking abt the combination kfc and taco bell i saw yesterday

Me always: my head hurts

Me every time I see a jenga set: I wanna play dread

WHEN YOU SUBMIT FEEDBACK AND GET A RESPONSE THAT COMPLETELY IGNORES THE CRITICISM YOU MISSED THE ENTIRE POINT!!! im screaming

I have such bad second hard embarrassment i cannot exist goodbye

Base(d)ball.

Gave myself brain freeze for the first time in years and why? Who decided the human body was gonna function like that??!?!

Today is the day to eat turkey and think abt how fucked up america is on a fundamental level!!!

Today i learned that some bugs piss out sugar and its called HONEYDEW. WHO! decided to call a MELLON and BUG PISS!! THE SAME THING!!?! I am irate.

Fuck liner lock knives!!!

Word of the day is ‘quiddler’ (19th century): one who pays great attention to trivial matters as a way of avoiding the important ones.

This sure is a post!