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stickme.bsky.social
probably being seasoned somewhere in a bathtub full of soup 🍜
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I got that dog in me (I’m scared of the doorbell)

submitted 15 days ago • 67 comments

hey uhhhh that valentines photo you posted sorta got some mildly racist undertones if you’re catchin my drift

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

(putting a gun to an ant's head) drop my sugar real slow partner

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

do my tattoos make you think i’m a vegetarian? be honest

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

we’re packing and cleaning and moving today, off to bigger and better things *stares out into the rain with my hand on the window*

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

this guy wouldn’t stop staring at me at the bar so i got him tossed out

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about how good it must feel to be a sphere

submitted 31 days ago • 43 comments

Not now bitch, I'm coloring.

submitted 31 days ago • 6 comments

*does a lil magic trick and pulls some alphabet soup out from behind your ear” “i’ve got your nose”

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

taking a small bottle of kewpie mayo to the club and asking who wants to take shots

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

time for soup

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

my washer/dryer and my stomach are making similar noises on this fine saturday

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

if i was a little bird trapped in a bird cage i would be playing cards and smoking little cigars plotting my escape

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

every day i climb into my little harness and get airlifted to mcdonalds. and for what

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

putting honey on some snow and eating it while it lasts

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes i wanna bask on a tiny plate at my local revolving sushi bar

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

good morning bluesky, i’m supposed to be at work in 5 minutes but im still crawling around in bed cause it’s 20° out✨💕

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

hey for a split second i thought the past tense of "grab" was "grobe" thank you follow your dreams

submitted 54 days ago • 47 comments

Told this older lady at work happy New Year and she said, “that was last week you dumb cunt”

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

wondering how many missiles i would be worth if i was taken hostage by a foreign country and the US wanted me back

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

poppin bubbles with my bubblegum and taking down bad guys

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

who’s up trynna shovel sand into each others mouthes?

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

yelling yahtzee! when you climax

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

im not interested in bed time

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

(talking to a caterpillar on a leaf) you gonna eat that

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

good morning, feeling like a sleepy little rat mouse but at least i’m happy and in the sun

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

have you guys had your coffee yet? it’s getting kind of late so just checking

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

i’m trading the groundskeeper at the inn some cigarettes for a bow and arrow and some wool

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

so sorry to those of you that will be spending christmas in ohio 😔

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

i speak for the trees and they hate you bro

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments

My superpower is having the innate ability to walk into stationary objects.

submitted 70 days ago • 15 comments

this is me when i’m feeling a little bit sassy ✨

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

spiderman refuses to come down off my ceiling so now i'm chasing him around with a broom

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

*me in the barbers chair unsure* “ermm, lemme get the luigi”

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

i belong in a terrarium

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

i keep that thang on me (a bottle of magnesium and some chamomile tea)

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

hey why did i get an ad for this little lamp and also why did they do that to him? what happened to consent

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

why did winnie the pooh have a gun????

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

i just accidentally pictured the Joker blowing up the hospital scene and said please :/

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

baekse-ju and snacks ?

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

bro you couldn't even laugh my ass off, let alone yours

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

guys im not emo or a psychic im just doing my own thing & im an empath

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

sorry me and my homies can’t fuck w you, you’re a lil moldy

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

What happened to the scorpions that were invading Las Vegas and the bedbugs that were taking over Paris???

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

not going to work today, too cold out

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes my mind drifts off and I go back to wondering if I'm actually cake.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I only watch documentaries about people doing worse than me

submitted 78 days ago • 20 comments