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One of the core beliefs I've adopted in the last few years is that we generally underrate how goofy and stupid the American past was and that being attentive to that helps us see continuities with the present. It's actually not obvious we live in dumber times. Every day tests this belief anew.

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Mirror, mirror before which I sit,

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Love to be data-driven (selecting the data that affirms my ideas about the world and discarding the rest)

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🤝

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The nutsack. . . the nutsack holds the piss, Jack. That's all there is. Thanks for letting me be your presidenald.

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Tootsie rolls are the candy equivalent of hot dogs: objectively disgusting, but the nostalgia makes them delicious

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DOCTOR: I would poison that fucking clown Pagliacci if he ever came in here. I'd put arsenic in his antibiotics. Now what can I do for you? PAGLIACCI (suppressing cough so hard his testicles retract into his body): NOthing I feel good

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Donald Trump is a historic threat to democracy. Let's run the holder of the most worthless position against him

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Elon has the soul of a particularly dumb and decadent Roman emperor. This is what Nero would be up to if he had wi-fi

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Any violators of other moral writings on the wall in the chat rn?

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Here's what Elon is posting on his sockpuppet

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

I've never met anyone as confident as my dementia-addled grandmother is when she's trying to tell me how to drive

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Chinese culture is so beautiful

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Chinese culture is so beautiful

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STEM is so cool. Science is amazing. Kids should develop curiosity about how the universe works and proficiency in uncovering its secrets, so that they can most effectively optimize clickthrough rates on banner ads at the bottom of VC-funded website-apps.

submitted 62 days ago • 32 comments

Nintendo of Europe's official 1998 German guide for Yoshi's Story depicts White Yoshi as being highly religious. He also states that his constant words of admonition of the other Yoshis' sinful behavior caused them to abandon him.

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lol m.jpost.com/internationa...

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World's most overworked garbage can

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(watching a tv dad call his kid little dude) that guys bad news (watching a real dad use an all you can eat buffet as daycare so he can day drink) life is funny

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This is why Luigi Mangione stopped in Altoona

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AOC: I've renounced my principles, agreed to not support primary challenges against incumbents, and changed your diaper several times. May I have a morsel of power? Nancy Pelosi: No.

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Wikipedia has classified one of my favorite foods as "mush". Harsh but fair

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There is a massive generational narc gap

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Hanging out in a palace in Luxembourg, as you do

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smdh shameless tweet theft

submitted 78 days ago • 17 comments

Most people lose at sports betting, but they aren't as smart as you are

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It has been revealed that Luigi Mangione's favorite kong is the dyslexic one, Dunkey

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

What did they put in this variety of candle

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This feels a little like the Shinzo Abe assassination. Guy gets shot with homebrew gun, causing his entire country to spend a while talking about how much he sucked

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This is why Luigi Mangione stopped in Altoona

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Thank you for this suggested account, bluesky

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