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I love to read books that rot my brain and drink diet coke (which is also probably rotting my brain)

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Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

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I spilled coffee down my pants at work then spilled water down them as soon as it dried. gladly took the first cut today 🙂‍↕️

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"economic blackout" aka someone came in and was going to pay with cash and ended up paying w card because... they wanted a dessert and didn't plan ahead. womp womp!

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"support local businesses <3" idk man some of these local entrepreneurs are pure evil

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I'm having a bad day!! And have to clopen tonight/tomorrow!! I hate it here!!!

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Everything should be instantly sortable by "most controversial" like for example the grocery store

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A guy that's like my dad's age just asked if I'm familiar with "a band called knuckle puck"........... yes I am!

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do y'all see the vision? 🤨

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I've been depressed so the doctor prescribed listening to Silverstein's 2005 album Discovering the Waterfront and I'm happy to report I'm cured

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Eating a burrito rn that tastes like what you would feed a dog on its birthday

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Time to go to the allergist and be told I'm not actually experiencing any of the symptoms I am very much experiencing 😃👍🏼

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Have been in a horrible anxiety loop lately and a fb snapped me out of it by being so fucking corny

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Reading Joan Didion with all the windows open in the house. I wish I had a cigarette

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Developing a super rational fear of the FDAs approved medications again

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I am a simple woman, I see my dream job being posted and I apply to it. I'll figure everything else out later 🙂‍↕️

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minor crash out about my existence and the passage of time

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Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

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I started my period and developed an extremely itchy bumpy red rash all over my body. I'm sure this is fine

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when the a/b/o doesn't have knotting:-( what's the point

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is the blackberry dr pepper any good

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I have a tattoo appointment for two new tattoos and have no idea where to do the placement 😇 that's my problem in two weeks, not today

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my time has come

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the PMDD is PMDDing like crazyyyy rn

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Asking me to download an "app" is morally the same as shooting me in the face with a gun

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I fell so fucking hard on my front steps when I was walking to work. My body is broken now 😃👍🏼

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im so crampy I want crunchy chips and a gun

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thinking about Her (arugula, spicy aioli, bacon, egg, american chz on bagel)

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

this has been the entire democratic party since the election

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

I work at a cafe and yet basically only drink instant coffee at home

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felt like I was having a good time and definitely being normal with my coworker and she asked another if I hated her 😃👍🏼

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

K//L 4EVER!!!

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I love to read books that rot my brain and drink diet coke (which is also probably rotting my brain)

Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals. The pro-life party: This is an outrage! RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio. The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!

I spilled coffee down my pants at work then spilled water down them as soon as it dried. gladly took the first cut today 🙂‍↕️

"economic blackout" aka someone came in and was going to pay with cash and ended up paying w card because... they wanted a dessert and didn't plan ahead. womp womp!

"support local businesses <3" idk man some of these local entrepreneurs are pure evil

I'm having a bad day!! And have to clopen tonight/tomorrow!! I hate it here!!!

Everything should be instantly sortable by "most controversial" like for example the grocery store

A guy that's like my dad's age just asked if I'm familiar with "a band called knuckle puck"........... yes I am!

do y'all see the vision? 🤨

I've been depressed so the doctor prescribed listening to Silverstein's 2005 album Discovering the Waterfront and I'm happy to report I'm cured

Eating a burrito rn that tastes like what you would feed a dog on its birthday

Time to go to the allergist and be told I'm not actually experiencing any of the symptoms I am very much experiencing 😃👍🏼

Have been in a horrible anxiety loop lately and a fb snapped me out of it by being so fucking corny

Reading Joan Didion with all the windows open in the house. I wish I had a cigarette

Developing a super rational fear of the FDAs approved medications again

I am a simple woman, I see my dream job being posted and I apply to it. I'll figure everything else out later 🙂‍↕️

minor crash out about my existence and the passage of time

Nazi punks fuck off for sure but I'd love for nazis who like other types of music and ones who don't like music at all to also fuck off

I started my period and developed an extremely itchy bumpy red rash all over my body. I'm sure this is fine

when the a/b/o doesn't have knotting:-( what's the point

is the blackberry dr pepper any good

I have a tattoo appointment for two new tattoos and have no idea where to do the placement 😇 that's my problem in two weeks, not today

my time has come

the PMDD is PMDDing like crazyyyy rn

Asking me to download an "app" is morally the same as shooting me in the face with a gun

I fell so fucking hard on my front steps when I was walking to work. My body is broken now 😃👍🏼

im so crampy I want crunchy chips and a gun

thinking about Her (arugula, spicy aioli, bacon, egg, american chz on bagel)

this has been the entire democratic party since the election

I work at a cafe and yet basically only drink instant coffee at home

felt like I was having a good time and definitely being normal with my coworker and she asked another if I hated her 😃👍🏼

K//L 4EVER!!!

My child wouldn't eat a PB&J if she was starving but last night devoured like three servings of couscous.

I do not support all bitches, some of you are transphobic.

manifesting a knocked loose grammy win tmrw