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Inconveniently sensitive. Dog dad x2. Bearded Masshole. Thinks he’s funny. Low opinion of humanity, but tryin real hard to be the shepherd, Ringo. I talk about music, dogs, movies, sports, food—everything that makes life worth living.
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The world’s so totally off the rails right now that I’m afraid the Pope will die and somehow Trump will get to appoint Joel Osteen as his replacement.

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I just paid a heating bill that cost more than what I paid in rent for my first apartment. 😳

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

In the new Captain America movie, a former Russian asset is running for Congress. Which seemed ludicrous to me until I remembered a current Russian asset is actually president, so real life is now officially more far-fetched than superhero movies. Not sure I love that for us.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Rainy afternoon. Feeling crappy. So I’ve decided to lay on the couch reading comic books and watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Somebody gently rubbing my belly and telling me “you’re a good boy” would probably fix me.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Time to celebrate Valentine’s Day the way I do every year: slap on a diaper, go stand on the overpass and fire arrows into cars passing on the freeway. So, keep love in your hearts today, but more importantly, keep low. Xxxooxx!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I JUST realized I have a three-day weekend! I think I forgot about Presidents Day because I spend all my time trying to forget about the President.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If you see this, post a photo with no explanation.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s a narrative I’ve never understood: “oh Ho Ho, look at all the silly men rushing out at the last minute on Valentine’s Day to buy flowers.” Flowers DIE. QUICKLY. Why would you get them at any time other than the last possible minute before you give them to someone? What am I missing?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

My boss gave me pushback when I told him I was taking Michael McDonald’s birthday off as a religious holiday. In my defense, I cited the traditional hymn “Yah Mo B There,” which I think has settled things.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I have decided on only upbeat songs today. The sequence thus far: Caravan—Van Morrison Queenie Eye—Paul McCartney (Marie’s the Name) His Latest Flame—Elvis Presley Southern Cross—Crosby, Stills & Nash Summer Girl—HAIM September—Earth, Wind & Fire Feel free to add your own!

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

the horrors will persist until all humans evolve into crabs

submitted 12 days ago • 20 comments

Having endured a slew of disturbing #SuperBowl commercials featuring AI and digital wizardry to give us Seal on a seal, Martha Stewart dancing, fleshy heads shaped like cowboy hats, dancing tongues, mustaches & eyebrows, I have just one response.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Running out of time for my “Will five Schitt’s Creek cast members have Super Bowl commercials this year?” prop bet to pay off. We got four. Annie Murphy? Emily Hampshire? SOMEONE MUST HAVE CALLED CHRIS ELLIOTT, COME ON.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Post a photo of you all dressed up.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment