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breakfast/drive radio in 2025 *song ends* presenter, still laughing from probably hilarious discourse they were having off-air "HAHAHA OHHH..too unny, let's hear some traffic" *cuts to 5 minutes of ads, traffic report and another 3 songs*

Good for them.

David Spade's Take the Hit, great stand-up

How very. I can’t make my mind up whether Christian Slater is a cricket player or the actor that starred alongside Winona Ryder in Heathers

Ayatollah: "things sure haven't changed"

Emily Slutforce United States, Census, 1850

if I was a police sketch artist I would sketch someone who lived near me just so I can snicker everytime they're dragged away by the cops for questioning. All in good fun.

youtu.be/eA-jlcJh0VE?... let's do the twissst

it's funny to hear France described as the "Spontaneous Combustion Capital of Europe" (Damon Wilson, 1997) in the 1800s. It's "funny because it's true" (Me, 2025)

Hello? Hello? Is this the manager? I would like a full refund on my Christmas 2024 “Peace on Earth” greeting cards.

Watcher need to have Shane do the Estes method in a park or on a train/bus

“they stored the historic beginnings of Rock ‘n’ Roll - next to a theme park with nightly pyrotechnics - and when it all burned down, they flat out lied, obnoxiously” - cheapaudioman (yt) on the Universal Studios fire that destroyed the UMG master vault

portable walls, heavy equipment and deliberate jacknifes to block highways.. how they cover up UFO crashes and hide them from the public 🛸 #ArtBell #JohnLear

Robert: "I'm writing my own book" Ray: "get out!" Robert: "that's the title"

we got ww3 before gta6

This is Whiskey. She knows people pay good money for mud baths. Found this one for free! 13/10 very resourceful my friend (TT: ivycaponi)

#TBT I don't know what kind of hand you're playin ', but ya got a few tricks up your sleeve youtu.be/mXvnaF9_pE4?...

Death is known to the State of California to cause cancer or other reproductive harm.

Becker: "I'm having some cheat pains" "should I call someone?" Becker: "no no no, not chest pains, sort of a.. pain in the chest"

Today, respcted Marshal Kim Jong-Un, Secretary General of the Workers' Party of Korea, completed Wordle on 1 guess for the 1446th consecutive day. Wordle 1,446 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Marshal Kim Jong Un is known for his wisdom, courage, and strategic thinking. In cyber, these qualities are essential for outsmarting threats and building a robust defense. Let's emulate his leadership to create a cybersecurity powerhouse! #JucheCyber #KimJongUnWisdom

they were just "happy accidents" www.snopes.com/news/2024/12...

"Can you believe that guy? Plays Stairway to Heaven on a kazoo, expects people to throw money at him. Jackass." - Dr. Becker

People who think Microsoft's 'right side of risk' Windows 10 scare tactics are bad must have forgotten all about Norton's

fucking hell apnews.com/article/baby...

why is everything in the galaxy terrible now

found this gem today on CASSETTE youtu.be/apnx8BTCDk8?... 🎧

In sweet music is such art, Killing care and grief of heart