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stinkyox.bsky.social
I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd.
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Nice unsettling treat when getting older: seeing news headlines with "<x> dies at <age around your own>" stories in the media. 🦬

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I'm hearing another Starship went boom? Not seen it on the proper British news yet.

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My top 3, apoparently 🥇 "fuck" (29 times) 🥈 "fucking" (15 times) 🥉 "piss" (11 times)

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apparently on bluesky they have a bot called @profanity.accountant which counts up all your swears and tells you how many. Good job they don't have one here or I'd likely make it explode. The cunt.

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🐄 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35jI7IY5Ht8

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Right time to chime my own balls for a few minutes I think. 🐬

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went to name a variable goals_disable and accidentally typed goats_disable 🐐

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I can hear the chiming of Giles' balls as he plays on the Nautilus Zaccaria pinball table.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Went out for a bit of a calmer time with the beasts (it really is nice out there today, warm in the sun). A lot less chaotic. Panda, Dom and Buster came up for cuddles, and Buster eventually curled up next to me and started to doze with his head resting on my leg. I dozed for a bit myself, with my

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Morning Sheep Time Experience that wool submersion for yourself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuvilbsOwRw #Defaidodon #SheepOfMastodon #sheep

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Duw duw. 🦬

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It was nice knowing you (Sitting with them is usually a much calmer experience, when it isn't biscuit time!)

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Agh I'm going under

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Hope you're not claustrophobic because you are getting buried in wool.

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It does not take long to attract attention when you're laden with joydiscs.

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We begin with a song, of course. 🦄

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Sitting with the sheep on a sunny day is normally a relaxing experience. Doing it during biscuit distro is another matter...

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Set it to "resolved". By design. Creative mis-spellings of words in order to incorporate mentions of hoofed animals have been a feature of Llamasoft games for several decades.

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Coming soon: "Unbelievable" is spelled wrong in this incidental message. 🐂

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I just received a bug report for this. You know what this means...

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Sheep enjoyed relaxing in the sun. Here's Brambles in majestic repose and Panda sitting like a dog.

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Llamasoft Spring is defined as the first day of the year when it is dry and warm enough to be able to sit out in the field amongst the sheep. Although still a bit nippy out, today satisfied those conditions.

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Haddock and chips is inside the ox. 🐟🐂👍

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Morning Sheep Time It's time to dive into the fluff and observe the biscuit distribution. Look out for Brambles' flap! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWjQn-p7yy0 #Defaidodon #SheepOfMastodon #sheep

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All is quiet here apart from the occasional "puttana eva" drifting from the other room as Giles pursues his porting duties.

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Managed to catch Brambles mid-flap

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This always happens

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One very much becomes the centre of ovine attention

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The boss is having that one and no mistake

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Point of insertion

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I know you want to see those rubs 🦄

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email from Microsoft: "Microsoft is committed to improving your Microsoft 365 subscription." (email goes on to mention several features that are actually being removed) ...?

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"The Poison Goo times on level 26 are missing" - Yes, they are. I took them out because the level flows better without them. "The goals in levels 53, 54 and 55 are incorrect" - Uh, no, they aren't. "Colliding with an Orb enemy whilst invulnerable increases Invulnerability time". - Well, yes

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Morning Sheep Time And now that the fluff has uploaded I can close Chrome. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22-VdXgNsqg #Defaidodon #SheepOfMastodon #sheep

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just waiting for Sheep Time to finish uploading before I close the last chrome tab. 🐂

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there that's everything mooved over. Things are slightly different but I am sure I'll get used to it.

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Chrome disabled uBlock Origin this morning. Greetings from Firefox! 🐂

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Wool and ears are finally uploading.

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Video to follow. First our technical director has to perform some maintenance bestemmiare on my system which will likely require reboots, so I can't start the upload just yet.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Finally hay beards all round.

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Brambles always looks a bit smug when receiving his skritches

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