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All my money goes to concert tickets and tequila. Ally 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️.
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I don't have kids but would really like to know: if you have kiss, do you let them have/go to sleepovers? I was listening to a radio show that said many parents don't. But when I was a kid, that's all we did on weekends from like age 10-15. After that, even (maybe cause I'm a country kid?)

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

So. I completely broke down and reactivated my Twitter account (although IN FAIRNESS I tried to completely delete it before that, and the option is gone?). Not ideal. Must pull back again - it's just a wasteland where all I do is tell ppl how completely fucking stupid they are.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Like 15 years ago I installed this carpet specifically to camouflage this asshole's fur and you have to admit it was a good choice

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I support all 4 rules.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

It's so funny that when I was a teenager my mom thought I was a terrible person (in fairness, I often was) but now that I'm an adult I can literally do no wrong. She constantly tells me I need to look after myself and that anyone who opposes me in any way is an asshole. Yay for moms 👍

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Ben Garrison lives in a perpetual acid trip, where everything almost makes sense - but not quite.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

There are only 2 of us in this house and we can never eat enough crackers or grapes to justify buying them at Costco. But I will still go there for all paper products, cleaning stuff, and frozen stuff. And those mf-ing honey roasted assorted nuts in a giant can 🤤 definitely worth the membership.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I'm just over here buying concert tickets like the world is going to carry on. See you soon, DSO and Dogs In A Pile and Pink Talking Fish! Hopefully, anyway!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

every jam band needs at least one fat guy

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

The groomer says she will try to shave my cat one more time, and then I guess we're fired. I'm going to have to get him some cat Xanax or something. He looks nice though (when he is not scowling at me).

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Texts from dad, exhibit #1:

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