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If there’s a cool ad I want to see, there’s YouTube.

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All old Vietnamese men sneeze like it’s a competition.

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Pretty sure this incident involved holy water www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/p...

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Fuckin brilliant

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This just makes him look like a hero. Bad choice of photo for a loser.

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Hey, who has two thumbs, itchy red welts, puffy eyes, and is allergic to amoxicillin?

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Patriot Front crashed Springfield, MO Pride festival. Driving a Penske truck. U-Haul banned Patriot Front from renting their vehicles. It’s time for people to tell Penske to do the same.

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Is that Randy Quaid’s character from “Independence Day” riding shotgun?

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“Evacuate NOW? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!”

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Ketchup, ketchup ERRYWHAR. Buy Heinz stock, folks.

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literally this

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Do you know how badly you have to screw up as a Republican to get this kind of turnout in IDAHO? #NOKINGS

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Man, there is gonna be ketchup all OVER the residence walls tonight

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I can’t believe we have to go through this again. There are THREE KINGS and their names are FREDDIE, ALBERT, and B.B. That’s it, unless DJ Bonespurs can work out how to assault a Flying V like it owes you money, playing in an alternate tuning that the SETI guys at MIT can’t work out.

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Homemade chaos always bettern storebought anyway

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Stand. The Fuck. DOWN.

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ACAB

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Fuck Spokane PD.

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what doesn’t kill you makes you use up all your energy constantly alert and tensed up in case it could

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Kanye has officially now changed his name more times than has the Vice President

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RIP Brian Wilson. So much of my musical journey starts with him. I’m glad he was able to share at least some of the music in his head with us.

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