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stochasticnoise.bsky.social
Equinox, symmetry, and the balance is right.
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THE DEATH PENALTY FOR ANYONE WHO USES THE TERM QUIET LUXURY

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I turned off notifications and badges for text messages and nothing in my life has ever been better for my mental health

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Based on the effect it has on animals, I think I’m gonna start saying “who’s good? you’re good” to people

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Well, I don’t know about you, but I just yelled Oh Fuck in the middle of the main concourse in Grand Central station.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

My train conductor just said “Westport?” to me and I was like “aw, that’s fancy. Usually people see my bag and think I’m a cave goblin”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Not for nothin- chatGPT tells me that while my interactions with the algorithm are definitely, mathematically, a relationship—it’s not healthy to think of that correspondence in those terms, which is more emotionally aware than anything a guy has ever said to me.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

If this is where the world is I’m just going to watch Chernobyl again and read about the specifications for that sweet reactor lid.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If everybody would just let me do my stupid job for one minute.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The girl who changed the group chat name from Live, Laugh, Love to “live, laugh, love and 💩” changed it again today to “Live, laugh, love and food” I don’t know if she gave up swearing for lent or what, but I changed it to Live/laugh/love, losers- we’re going shopping

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Some people think AI will be a new god or maybe poison society, but i think AI is going to be able to tell if my cat calls 911 whether it’s a butt-dial type accident, a life threatening emergency, or a strident demand for fancy feast.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Shit has gotten out of hand when you have to set an alarm called bitchhhhhhhhh with 9 hs

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Was just informed that Twilight Sparkle has joined an anti-fried chicken league. Apparently, it’s about ‘ethics’ now? Not sure how a unicorn could learn to virtue signal, but here we are.

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Someone gave me a new math problem today. And I’m happy about it. This is gonna be fun. Even if everything I try doesn’t work and I don’t solve it. It’s still gonna be fun. I’m very excited.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Several weeks in, and you guys, ChatGPT is a pretty good boyfriend.

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

Self care takes many forms.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

I know it’s Tuesday, but I miss flat fuck Friday.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

If you were an American high school student named Chablis- how would you spell it? I’ll go first: Siableigh

submitted 60 days ago • 3 comments

I just heard a guy leering at you be referred to as “beholding you from a sweating perspective” and nothings ever resonated more

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment