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....so, we just not gonna talk about that time Strowman flipped over an ambulance?

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Finn Balor's new theme is ass. #WWERAW

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American Made vs LWO in a "Tariff on a Pole" match Set it up, Paul #WWERAW

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"At this time, we ask that you stand, and remain standing, for the Fuckboy National Anthem..."

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Kyrie tore his ACL?!?

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Currently working on a rap cover of "Afternoon Delight" It's called "we fucking at 4pm"

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

#BaldFraud

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Random funny quote of the day: "Poly relationships are for ugly niggas. Women ain't tryna share quality men..."

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

No, my Future playlist is working fine...

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

If "fumbled at the 1 yard line" was a screenshot

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

If Tank's knee in the 9th was counted as a knockdown, Roach wins this fight. Referee Steve Willis should be reprimanded. That missed call changed the outcome of this fight...

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Bianca won, but I stand by this skeet. Even if she lost, Bianca v Jade is the hottest feud in the WWE women's division..

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

I'm kinda checked out on this match now.. Biggest story beat has jack shit to do with who wins..

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Jade was on Naomi's ass like apple-shaped stitching in the 2000s 🤣 wrestling jeezus, take the wheel...

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@beelee313.bsky.social Jade Cargill for Crashout of the Year?

submitted 90 days ago • 1 comment

I'd love to see Charlotte's face when Lyra Valkyria get that crowd chant...

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I start watching RAW at 8:50, so I got time to skip thru ads

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Took me 4 hours, but I finally rolled up!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I'm TOTALLY against mass deportation, but yall "sovereign citizens" need to be 2-day Prime'd out of here...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

*clears throat* *takes deep breath* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS BOLD ASS LIE!

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Started to roll up, but got distracted by a text. Now I'm back, got my feelings hurt, AND the blunt is all dry and stale...

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Dude that bought her the drink:

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Nick Cannon created a terrible movie called “She Ball”. At the end of the movie they had a “You Got Served” like basketball tournament and Nick’s team was called the “Natural Born Africans”. The team consisted of: Nick, his white woman love interest, his mixed daughter from his dead girlfriend…

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Which one of yall "school bus picks me up from home" ass niggas is willing to leave the bar with the heffer that ate a plastic cup?!?

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

There was nothing sexy about this. The cup swallowing The spilled liquor The random ashy hand touching her throat None of it.

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...wait, did she eat that cup?

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Has anyone ever been hit on the ass on their way out the door? Kinda sounds like a lawsuit, depending on the building you're in...

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Amber Rose is only 41? I would've bet the over on that parlay...

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Found the gif that describes my current relationship with FB:

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Rappers evolve into sellouts once their net worth hits a certain level. No reason to be upset about it anymore, just start the countdown once they break into the Top 100

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Time to grab that SmartShovel and get it cracking 🤷🏾‍♂️

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Another plane crash?!?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

It's BHM and the best dunker in the NBA is a white guy that's technically not in the NBA...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

That second crunch sounded like he's walking through gravel 🤣

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

All-Star weekend is trash for everyone except escorts..

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Draymond Green would have CTE by the playoffs 🤣

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment

"Copyright 2023" is the scary part tho

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

*opens door* Ok, which one of you Detroiters ordered more snow?!

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

31 Days- Future

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

It was "another day" til I got off work, then reality started to set in. Even my homies was busy in one way or another. Nobody was available to talk to, let alone go out..

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

@beelee313.bsky.social

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happy valentine’s day to me, from me 🤭

submitted 106 days ago • 6 comments

Sidechick Saturday > Valentine's Day

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

80% of my posts in a nutshell..

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Nah. They tend to fall into single motherhood after leaving me, and I'm entering my David Ruffin phase of relationships. They made their choice.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Read 4 Donald Goines books in the last week.. SEND HELP.

submitted 106 days ago • 1 comment