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stonedlady.bsky.social
Atl | Aries | aspiring full time gym rat | stoner welcome to my brain dump
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I would really love to see a successful family group chat, for example, cause why is mine so dysfunctional?

Good morning *yawn*

Has anyone ever ordered from GoPuff? I want to order some blunts cause I don’t feel like walking to the gas station (my car is occupied at the moment)

The Hennessy Margarita was a setup 🤭

It’s National Margarita Day, where yall drinking at today?

I have a newfound appreciation for live streaming

Just because you can say a few Arabic words & you carry a Quran, don’t make you Muslim

At ease my Queen, at ease

Something about people using “fyi” really pmo

“Why are your eyes closed in your pfp????” No face, no case type shit

I know some folks have me blocked cause they think I’m a bot - idk I thought the jean jacket was a giveaway that I’m not but ok

Happy Friday!

Yeaaaa, I’m done with wireless headphones (lost one after I just bought it). I will happily detangle them wires every time

Amazon will take anything back (returns) in any condition

Me at work:

How long it is supposed to take to finish a bottle of wine? I finished mine in 2 days….

I was trying not to support target but…..

Why the fuck is everything locked up in Walmart? THEN you have to purchase the items right then & there. So, I’m supposed to walk out the door with my purchased items in my bag & not grab a lil snack on the way out (cause if I put it in the bag the folks at the door don’t look at the receipt)????

Men don’t need work from home jobs, argue with someone else about this.

Anthony Edwards is so Atlanta & I like him for that reason alone

I be too high and it be too much goin on for me to catch a subskeet😂

Snow flurries in Atlanta ❄️

My love language in the workplace is words of affirmations

The high today is 34 degrees omg

Wine down Wednesday, I’m sippin Stella Rose honey peach

I feel so bad for people who are addicted to food.

I couldn’t be a teacher fr. I be pissed off that my coworkers want to sit & chitchat then don’t know how to do the work AND ask the same questions everyday.

Aries season is the superior season.

I feel like I’m becoming a very important person at work. Bittersweet tbh

Good morning- Life is better when you’re stoned

I can’t wait to get off so I can smoke. Nothing wrong I just love weed lol

I went live last night on Kik & they kept saying I was too pretty to be on there lmfao 😭

I’m so glad I have the confidence to wear what I like and not care what people think

“I never met an art or craft I didn’t like” lmao women (we) are so funny

Cardio done ✔️

Good morning- I discovered Mariah Nicole over the weekend 😈

The collective is finally starting to see celebrities as real people

I am so tired of ordering food & it’s not right or missing an item. *deletes UberEats*

I have a new obsession….

I can’t believe I’m not off work tomorrow, bummer

It’s been raining all weekend; I wanted to shop but I’ve been in bed

“Black queens foreva! Snow bunnies, never!

RaeRollie has been born again 😮‍💨

Yall so fine, wow

I want to stream tonight…