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stoneranger.me
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Does it really take him 30 minutes to guess who slapped him?

submitted 403 days ago • 1 comment

This is cool! The Weather app shows you where your farts go.

submitted 404 days ago • 0 comments

Smashing Pumpkins at a Disney Christmas concert HUH

submitted 431 days ago • 0 comments

important!

submitted 433 days ago • 9 comments

🎵 Oh Chemistree, Oh Chemistree 🎶 How lovely are your beakers. ⚗️

submitted 436 days ago • 15 comments

Considering rebranding from StoneRanger to BurnoutBoy, the Twitch streamer who plays the Burnout video game series in an attempt to enjoy life again. Streams will be unwatchable and wildly infrequent.

submitted 439 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastic piece by @amywestervelt.bsky.social on how oil companies captured some of our biggest and most trusted news outlets. Warning: it’s sleazy, sleazy stuff. drilled.media/news/drilled...

submitted 452 days ago • 1 comment

Hey Blue Sky nerds… Conservatives are here and guess what? WE👏🏼ain’t 👏🏼Leaving!

submitted 664 days ago • 191 comments

thank you mario. thank you metroid. thank you balloon fight man

submitted 462 days ago • 4 comments

New rule: winners of official Scrabble championships get a prize of inventing a new word

submitted 462 days ago • 0 comments

I would like to announce that I’m suspending ads on Twitter.

submitted 464 days ago • 0 comments

Rashida Tlaib from the top rope.

submitted 472 days ago • 22 comments

This is the sort of talk that tends to preface mass killing.

submitted 475 days ago • 67 comments

Money is not the root of all evil, but Shakespeare was!

submitted 477 days ago • 0 comments

Omegle has ended its service with a brutal good-bye message www.omegle.com

submitted 478 days ago • 17 comments

Please enjoy this, the most breathless and accurate description of a javelina ever penned (see alt for easier-to-read copy):

submitted 481 days ago • 62 comments

No, Santa Bowser! Don't do it again! Don't do it again! I'll be a good boy! I'll be a good boy! I promise!

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

look at the bears eating apples

submitted 485 days ago • 72 comments

BALLGAME

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments

TV commercials have gotten so much better over the last 12 or so years in that I can ignore them and play little games on my little phone

submitted 485 days ago • 0 comments

FUCK YES. FUCK. YES.

submitted 492 days ago • 0 comments

Important update: there are 5 Gatorades

submitted 494 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, guys with instagram handle stickers on their cars, but I’m not going to look at your instagram

submitted 503 days ago • 1 comment

matt rhule looks a little bit like a cartoon porcupine (this is a compliment)

submitted 511 days ago • 4 comments

[sitting bolt upright in bed at 1am] most of the ways the coyote tries to kill the roadrunner would, if successful, render it totally inedible

submitted 511 days ago • 47 comments

why

submitted 520 days ago • 0 comments

hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

submitted 521 days ago • 31 comments

Calling Elon Musk a loser and boring for his weird Mercy cosplay photo revenge posting to seem like a cool dude was the cherry on top. #overwatch latest by me on Polygon.com: www.polygon.com/2388...

submitted 521 days ago • 10 comments

if she doesn't remember these she's too young for you bro

submitted 525 days ago • 9 comments

Girlfriend: “what color should I get my nails?” Me:

submitted 534 days ago • 0 comments

DON’T TOUCH IT

submitted 538 days ago • 0 comments

If the coins in the Mushroom Kingdom are always upright and spinning, how do they fit in a cash register?

submitted 541 days ago • 0 comments

If you wanted to read my story about men who play D&D on Texas death row, but stumbled on the NYT paywall -- here's a free version, on The Marshall Project - with even more photos and illustrations www.themarshallproject.org/2023/08/31/d...

submitted 546 days ago • 20 comments

@pftompkins.bsky.social en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wee...

submitted 548 days ago • 0 comments

Do NOT look at the blue moon. Its light will fool you into thinking it’s daytime.

submitted 548 days ago • 0 comments

This is very funny

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

I want to clarify. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre guy is only one guy. Not every Texan has a chainsaw. We have guns.

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

CEO of a company that is about to release an app where delicious food appear from your phone’s charging port and the food is completely free: “You’re going to love this new product” Elon Musk, owner of the company: “fyi it only makes hot Jello” CEO: “Elon, you didn’t tel-“ Elon Musk: “😻 hot Jello”

submitted 560 days ago • 0 comments

I’m posting this everywhere https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx5_0zymWnh7_bFZw6BVXp79WowP8AdEJ3

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

Baylor and Oregon playing in the rare color-on-color matchup that’s more difficult to figure out than normal

submitted 561 days ago • 0 comments

What am I doing??????

submitted 562 days ago • 0 comments

Ready for Dorktown tonight @jonbois.bsky.social

submitted 563 days ago • 4 comments