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Listened to an entire Imagine Dragons album (Evolve) cuz I'm bored and today I learned it's bad! 😲

Twin Peaks Sketch #22: Leland Palmer (2017)

...huh?

Emilia Perez... let's face it. It's BAD. But it's the type of bad only a talented, capable filmmaker could have made, which is much more interesting to me than if a boring/mediocre director made it.

Unless you're funny, interesting, or smart, don't make art purely out of spite.

Wondering if I'll like Emilia Perez more than I Saw the TV Glow.

This game is disgusting and I don't know why people like it

Waiting for the lib Jan 6 this 2025 🙂

My uncle recommended Pain & Gain to the family this Christmas dinner lol

If autistic people were demonized in the media and hoisted as political talking points, a lot of you would fall for it. Understanding is overrated, anyhow. Actually, this just applies to any minority you can name.

I am mildly transphobic, and that's mainly when I see redditors make the lamest jokes in the universe. We all have flaws. Anyways, poor Celeste is the brunt of this. Doesn't deserve it.

Bullied a zoophile out of a TF2 lobby today.

My problematic fave is Vincent Gallo. The Brown Bunny is one of them Literally Me type movies in my eyes.

just #pooped

Interweb users need to understand that you don't NEED to create enemies. Block them and don't interact with them. #owning the opponent for clout is damaging society and culture.

Tigger my beloved <3

Dunno how to elaborate on this, but Southland Tales (2006) is like the most paranoid movie ever invented.

Gonna blow my brains out in front of a Regal employee the next time they play shit like this

been getting into jerking off lately idk if u guys have heard of that. its like when u stroke up and down on ur oenis while its erect until goo comes off

Kamala feet pics

james sunderland, master of first impressions #sh2

It's crazy how much better The Thing (1982) is to Halloween (1978). Like way better. Boring, bad movie vs. really good movie.

Good artists steal, bad artists steal and make it worse

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) was really bad

Decided I'll be a little more horny on this account cuz fuck it.

I don't know how hot of a take this is, but Silent Hill games are pretty cool. Also why can't I see my profile pic writing this wtf I miss my David Byrne snoopy dog

I am a Fig Newton addict.

thirst trap dodger

Peeked at Xitter, and now I'm ashamed that there's still funny shit like this for me to like.

I'm noticing more people falling back on Toxic Twitter Traits here on Bluesky lately. Remember: De-platform hate. Unfollow, Block, and Move on. Do not amplify assholes with 7 followers with a "gotcha-back" quote-reskeet, and don't screenshot trash unless you're naming names as a warning. Thanks!