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I think I've become the old guy that whistles a jolly tune as I walk into the bathroom to pee

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Winter has come, and now it's coming again. Winter is getting more action than me

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My superpower? The mad to desire to go to the grocery store for like 3 totally unnecessary items right before a snow storm or major sporting event. What's yours?

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Me, going out for lunch: I should cut back on salty foods. Also me, 15 seconds later: Oooh can I get some uhhhh fried pickles?

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Now there's no one left in the park to stop me from attempting to get a selfie with a bison.

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Rummaging around my old hard drive files trying to transfer things and set up my new PC feels like

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Not trying to flaunty wealth or anything, but I just bought a dozen eggs today.

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I forgot to post last week, but it's #musicmonday again! What's everyone listening to? Share a song with me! youtu.be/FcVz1KXkzoA?... #music 🎧 #metal

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Big thanks to all who contributed to the Virginia Beach Polar Plunge event today! We had a blast out there and overall the event raised more than $1.5 million dollars for Special Olympics athletes of VA! The water was icy cold, but so worth the rush, will be back next year! King Neptune is proud.

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Overheard at the grocery store from an elderly couple: Wife: We need more butter, do you want salted or unsalted? Husband: Doesn't matter, I have a date with Death anyways, can't get around it. Wife: grabs salted butter 💀

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There are two wolves inside of you, one wolf is actually a bear trying to steal honey, the other wolf is actually a bear trying to steal picnic baskets. There was a 3rd wolf already inside you that is actually a bear trying to put out fires. There are three bears inside you, and you are just right.

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When I'm in the mood to just never shut the fuck up...

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Sometimes you just need a really good burger. #food 🍜

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What a time* to be alive! *It is a terrible time

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NO MAN'S SKY Worlds Pt. II just dropped today and we are going live RIGHT NOW for a first look at the next huge update! You're not going to want miss it! www.twitch.tv/slightlystoo... #gaming #twitch #nomanssky

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I'm a little late for #musicmonday, so we'll call it #tunesday instead. What do you think of this new Electric Callboy single? I think it's a blast. 🎧 🎵 #music youtu.be/BiP0FpY88E4?...

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True problem solving here. Gotta nap and fap about it.

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My dog didn't eat the piece of cilantro that fell on the floor while I was cooking. I wonder if he's one of those weirdos that think it taste like soap.

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I feel like cold butter scraped over too much bread this morning.

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Blessed be the Bears

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Had an excellent stream today! #Twitch chat gave me a run for my money in #DeepRockGalactic. Plenty of spawns, even made my game crash once it got so intense 😄. We met a streamer by the name of RobbyFaul with their raid, as well as a raid from @shortstacks55.bsky.social! Rock and Stone y'all!

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Calling all gamers! Tell me about that game that made you shed a tear. What was an emotionally taxing game for you? #gaming #twitch #youtube #streamer

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sprinkling a little extra Italian seasoning on my cheap frozen pizza and calling it a masterful dish 👨‍🍳

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I don't often talk about myself. But let me introduce you to me, now that I've been here a few weeks. I am a single dad. I truly enjoy getting to know people, which is the biggest reason I stream on Twitch. I love the laughs I get from y'all on Bsky and I crack dumb jokes sometimes. #promosky #intro

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Trying to be a big tough guy today, but I got a wittle tummy ache.

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This is a really great song and video, tell me what you think. #music #hiphop🎧 youtu.be/8XK7nzAW_b0

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I'll try not to judge a book by its cover, but I'll judge you by your favorite type of potato chip. So let's hear it, what's your favorite?

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Going live with a bit of Helldivers 2! Come support Super Earth spread Managed Democracy with me on #twitch! www.twitch.tv/slightlystoo...

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Just some old No Man's Sky #twitch clip of mine. We tend to keep our mind in the gutter around here. youtube.com/shorts/wWgvu...

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It's taking everything inside of me to keep everything inside of me.

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New break room that was just built at work doesn't have a working coffee maker yet. Day 4 of this. Ready to go on strike.

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