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Here to share STOOPID FUNNY JOKES, SO STOOPID, they're FUNNY. Aka BAD JOKES that make you LAUGH. Gnomesayin'? HAVE FUN. LET'S DO THIS! Aka @scottietakeson.bluesky.social on here AND on T/XYZ. Retired TX RN. FUCK TRUSK AND MUSKRAT!
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If Elon Musk were a regular guy with 13 kids from 4 women while living off government money, Fox News would call him a deadbeat. But since he’s a Trump-supporting billionaire, he’s a ‘visionary.’

submitted 6 days ago • 99 comments

These guests were so much fun. Navy, FBI, DOJ… The bar was brimming with news of our new Nazi nuisance.. The locals and I were agreeing it’s an infestation of roaches..

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

How about some STOOPID FUNNY JOKES? Be aight? Nothing like a little "TEXAS HUMOR" mixed in w/ a COLONOSCOPY JOKE, eh? Coincidence? You decide. @themrrudy.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @drginnymac.bsky.social @eileenmclaughlin.bsky.social @888.bsky.social (O_O) yw

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

How's about a little TEXAS HUMOR? @drginnymac.bsky.social @eileenmclaughlin.bsky.social @dawnpaintsart.bsky.social @sandygirl4him.bsky.social @gmf1369.bsky.social @donkoclock.bsky.social @monique4kamala.bsky.social @lovineleven.bsky.social @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social @texannadeb.bsky.social O_O

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Questions that make you go "Hmmm..."

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

BAD JOKE TIME: CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent. Man who walk thru airport door sideways is going to Bangkok. Girl who rides bike, peddles ass all over town. Your turn. These jokes aren't "free". New BAD JOKES that make ppla LAFF expected BACK...gnomesayin'? O_O

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submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

Oh, SHIT, Rudy! @themrrudy.bsky.social , here's SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE What's the diff between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the DIRT BAG. O_O What do you call a SMART BLONDE? A GOLDEN RETRIEVER...oh, SHIT! What's the fastest way to a man's HEART? Thru his chest w/ a SHARP KNIFE!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 5 days ago • 48 comments

My second Starter Pack! go.bsky.app/8VHCMND

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

EIGHT WORDS with TWO MEANINGS READY? @knockouthumor.bsky.social @themrrudy.bsky.social @bunnystroganoff.bsky.social @danableedgreen.bsky.social @pensivepenguin.bsky.social @charlieaustin.bsky.social @moneoriginal.bsky.social @n64k.bsky.social @888.bsky.social @tjsbam.bsky.social @viralmemes.lol O_O

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I bought a belt made of watches—it’s a total waist of time.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

submitted 14 days ago • 3188 comments

"Good Things to Say When You're STRESSED at Work" Well THIS day was a TOTAL WASTE of MAKE-UP! You say I'm a BITCH like it's a BAD THING! Do I LOOK LIKE a F'ING PEOPLE PERSON? I started OUT w/ NOTHING & have MOST of it LEFT. A HARD-ON doesn't COUNT as PERSONAL GROWTH. @themrrudy.bsky.social (O_O) yw

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

MORE "Southern Jokes" some1 say? You axed for it, Rudy, @themrrudy.bsky.social Did you hear about the $3MILLION TN State Lottery? The winner gets $3/yr for a MILLION YRS. How do U know when UR staying in a KY hotel? When you call the front desk, "I've got a LEAK in my SINK" & they say "Go ahead".

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Southern Jokes" (Ah, oh, Rudy @themrrudy.bsky.social -hope I don't PISS OFF inny REDNECKS! gnomesayin'? ) Why do folks in KY (Kentucky) go to R-rated movies in groups of 18 or more? Because they heard "17 and under aren't admitted". BAD, eh? @gmf1369.bsky.social @donkoclock.bsky.social

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BTW, PPL...(assuming a SINGLE PERSON reads this..still PPL, rt? ) THESE JOKES ARE NOT FREE. Rt, Rudy? @themrrudy.bsky.social . We FULLY EXPECT, no we DEMAND BAD JOKES that make ppl LAUGH BACK-heard any good ones? Pls send...full credit given...new material needed BAD. "Obviously. YW!" Miranda said.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Let's get this PARTY STARTED! w/ some BAD JOKES: May as well CONTINUE w/ "DICTIONARY CORNER" changing ONE LETTER... Caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ew! Beelzebug: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your BR at 3AM & can't be CAST OUT.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Yo, G! @gmf1369.bsky.social just passed 15K F'ers (FOLLOWers- what else?) on here AND PASSED 25K on @scottietakeson.bsky.social acct thx to YOU & the other STARTER PACK PROVIDERS I list in my STARTER PACK by same name. Listed on both accts. Having TOO MUCH FUN. Hope UR feeling better..joke coming...

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Tuesday boost list. Vet, follow, repost. @therealericg765.bsky.social @jrmslinky.bsky.social @firehawkjw.bsky.social @mommabean.bsky.social @boycott25.bsky.social @somewhereinco.bsky.social @tjreeber.bsky.social @dems2024.bsky.social @stoopidfunnyjokes.bsky.social @2004spyder.bsky.social

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

@scottietakeson.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Monday friends 👋 Drop a 💙 to meet more friends. If you haven’t had a boost lately comment boost. Have a great day ❤️☮️ Repost #BlueStormBoosts #UnitedBlueStormArmy

submitted 5 days ago • 495 comments