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I guess this was my reminder to post at all

Thank? Bitch between this and the gorilla I had nightmares for days

Luigi Mangione thigh tattoo the sluttiest thing I can think of getting rn

Paul McCartney was NOT cooking on Christmastime geezus

Would’ve killed to be a Natalie born today tbh

My Christmas soapbox is that the ugly Christmas sweaters have been bastardized to mean “horrid thing I bought on purpose at Walmart” instead of “itchy sweater nana made me that she’ll ask me about if I’m not wearing it”

This the more modern version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” is creepy

Where tf are my top genres

Hot take but I enjoy working retail during the holidays

Here's your daily reminder that bookstores keep the love of reading alive — but they also keep neighborhoods beautiful. They are places to gather, to celebrate stories, to find community. Please do your holiday shopping at your local independent bookstore, if you are lucky enough to still have one.

So we’re all just doing photoshoots when we turn 30 now

What’s not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat? Gooooood.

Ok but what if we did all decide we were too broke for college and none of went then what

As someone who hasn’t seen the musical I’m genuinely shook by the movie please I need part 2

I’ve been inside Target 3 times this week and not a single Mariah Carey whistle was heard

On this note, looking for y’all’s favorite childhood books that my brother can read to my newborn nephew!

CHRISTMAS MOVIES ARE NOW AUTHORIZED

Next thing we know they’re gonna make Zelda a girl

my biggest issue with Bublé singing Santa buddy instead of Santa baby is the arrogance to preemptively reject Santa’s advances. You’re friend zoning St Nick when in reality you should BE so lucky that he’d let you explore his body

Fund our libraries

The weirdest thing about this is that the Jolly Green Giant is relevant enough to warrant a float

If only Christmas had this many bangers

Unfortunately smoking really does just make you look that cool :/

Why’s it look like the pieces don’t fit together though

Avengers is about being a cop X-Men is about being marginalized Spider-Man is about paying rent

People say drugs are bad but I wouldn’t have cried as hard at how beautiful this is without an edible

You’re holding space for the lyrics of defying gravity I’m holding you up bc you’re blackout drunk at the cheesecake factory

Somehow ended up on Swiftie BlueSky, so I’m just gonna say that Lover is my favorite album