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I love Talking Heads; I hate pennies, puns, and fascists.
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I’m self-employed so I know a few things about working for an asshole. I feel you, Federal employees

look at this little guy

An expected effect but also an expected effect: Subscribe to learn how we spin this to sound negative.

Fucking hell.... www.cnn.com/2025/02/09/b...

In retrospect, of course it was going to be KC vs Philly. It’s the only matchup that gives Jason Kelce the opportunity to be on TV 23 hrs a day the next 2 weeks.

While I agree with the characterization of the media here, it is also a statement that applies to the vast majority of the Democratic Party members holding office. They’re woefully unprepared for the moment which seems to be an evergreen statement.

LinkedIn must be running some awesome AI. It knows who my hate-follows are...

“You can learn how to cook and grocery shop if you spend a minimal amount of time learning on the internet” - Adult who doesn’t know how to fold a fitted sheet

“And if I don’t get confirmed, kiss all your fucking whisky reserves goodbye.”

It means he was very good, but the “Mario Lemieux of vasectomies” was the best option for the procedure

Way get them addicted to a food that is about to be banned. Someone call PETA.

I have followed popehat for over a decade and always appreciated his pragmatism, humor, and wit. This post captures all of that in a time it is severely needed.

I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM

I don't pass up the opportunity to plug my best friend growing up, this is my favorite cover he does. And yeah, he does this in one take, I've seen him do it live, and it's nuts www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPd_...

Friday NYT puzzles are pretty hard for me but I think I nailed this clue.

Who’s the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.

Post a banger that’s not in English youtu.be/LnaeImQ0TSg?...

An article written just for me!